Forested

Forested . Meaning to consume an inappropriately large quantity of something in an inappropriately small amount of time.

Did you seee that guy eat that pizza. Pure forested it in 5 seconds.

by Colin’s stag September 13, 2025

Forestep

The step directly before a jump. Commonly mistaken for a starting jump, it occurs when the paws land at the same time as each other before a jump.

Why don't we just call a canter step a forestep?

by anonthermus November 21, 2025

Food Forester

A hippy, environmentally friendly food truck run by women that can often be found at gas stations.

Let’s go to the Racetrack and eat at the Food Forester.

Did you get sick last week when we ate at the Food Forester?

by KBatty February 8, 2020

Old Forester

Referred to as the best whiskey money can buy, Old Forester is a classic whiskey. Not only do the slight notes of vanilla and oak within the whiskey bring a smile to one’s face, but the overall affects of the whiskey are what make it special. People will often times find themselves cutting Old Forester with a large cube of ice, but after several glasses the taste overwhelms them and they can’t help but drink it straight. It is known that once an individual has drank several glasses, they unlock a new part of their brain.

“Dude did you see OJ won the spelling bee at the Ruckmoor? He got a free bottle of Old Forester and then proceeded to drink 5 glasses of it. He started speaking in tongues after the 5th glass!”

by The_Kernel…. March 18, 2025

Canter step (forestep)

When the take off or lift of a jump occurs as a canter, transitioning out of whatever gait was there before the jump.

A starting jump is technically considered a canter step (forestep).

by anonthermus November 21, 2025