Horde Prime

big robot bitch dude who makes clones of himself to be his slaves bc he has no friends he has to make his own friends cos hes so fucking lonely and needs a hive mind to see what his "brothers" were doing and nobody wants to be his friend cos he keeps conquering the known universe. he was going to conquer Etheria, but didnt succeed and got beaten up by etherians (gay kids) instead. they were going to save sparkles and blondie's furry girlfriend. blondie's furry girlfriend got turned into one of his slaves and sparkles was rescued and then the dream team went back for him bringing back a brocken clone that they thought was bitch 2.0 (hordak). soon the etherians beat his ass with lesbians and his ship turns into big galactic broccoli tree. in conclusion horde prime is a bitchy robot with clones and no friends whose ass got beaten up by lesbians

did i mention Horde Prime is old as fuck?

by gaylittleshit March 29, 2022

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The Schizophrenic horde

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Hym "Oh? Does the Schizophrenic horde think I should care about the Schizophrenic horde more than myself? One cannot be truly virtuous without tending to the limbs of the thing that feeds on your suffering. Ha! It's like that zombie movie I always reference. Where the zombies can talk and one of them talks his girlfriend until letting him eat her brains. 'but baby. You're so smart and beautiful. I know that your brains would taste the best of all. I need it. If you loved me you'd let me eat your brains' ~ other people. Hahahahaha! Ridiculous! Absolutely ridiculous! And 'No.' We're not doing that."

by Hym Iam June 16, 2022

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cock horde

An overwhemling number of men at a party or any other social gathering where the ratio of guys to girls is 10 to 1

Hey man lets get out of this cock horde and hit a different club

by Shush_rules April 03, 2008

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The mongol horde

Any large group of beings or objects massed in one specific area, enough to alarm someone to their presence.

Jim: "i went to go get a banana, but the mongol horde of fruit flies had already swarmed them!"

by The Mong Mangler May 26, 2015

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The Salmon Horde

A malicious biological weapon comprised of millions of genetically modified flesh eating salmon. Their main form of attack is by piling in mass on top of their prey.(much worse than piranha)

Yea Larry got taken out by the Salmon Horde last night at George's party.

by an obesely concerned citizen July 19, 2008

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