fomosexual

a person who is sexually attracted (in most cases exclusively) to a certain female with a last name rhyming with Towman, but spelled with an F and more like the beginning of the above word. A common occurrence among GLOWers, CTYers, and MIT students.

That boy with the duck is a fomosexual.

by A.B. CTYer August 23, 2011

Fomosexual

A person or persons who suddenly show interest in you only after learning you are in a relationship

Stason is a real fomosexual

by J crizzy August 29, 2018

fomosexual

a person who acts gay or lesbian

"she keeps saying she likes girls"
"She isn't lesbian,she is a fomosexual!!"

by billy_bob_jr February 10, 2009

foosenshaft

Euphemism for penis. Works well when making fun of europeans. Taken from NBC's The Community.

German guy: Free shot! I'm not even touching the Foosenshaft.

by Karate_Kid December 5, 2011

fooser

a fooser is one that is a Fool + Loser = Fooser.

Damn, Luis couldn't catch a ball if his life depended on it. What a fooser!

by TossMySaladPlease June 22, 2005

Foosen

A way of naming a certain person, in a chill and relaxed matter.

Otto insurance: OMG HAI!
Crow: Hey foosen!

by tehmadhattur February 28, 2010

foose balls

when your balls dry up and become shinny and hard.

when judy grabed a handful of bills nuts she screamed "oh shit why didnt you tell me you had foose balls ? " and ran out of the room.

by tellitizaman September 15, 2010