fixin'

Found in the most prominent of the southern locales. It is used in place of such worn expressions as 'about to", 'going to', 'preparing for', etc.

I'm fixin' to fix ya'll some sandwitches.

by MK March 15, 2004

fixin

Most often used in the phrase "fixin' to" meaning: about to, getting ready to.

Very common in Southern states such as Texas.

I'm fixin' to write my paper.
I'm fixin' to go to the dance.

by Jordan December 2, 2003

flixting

Flixting is the act of flirting via text. It often begins quite innocently with casual conversation. However, many texters will take this flixting opportunity to test the waters for a more serious sexual undertone.

Note: when alcohol is involved, flixting often leads to sexting quite quickly.

Innocent Flixting:

Sauviz: hey gurl whats up
Lourdes: NM just hanging out
Sauviz: oh yea? maybe we should hang out later?
Lourdes: ok - i could pencil you in ;)

(Later on with more alcohol...)

Sauviz: just pencil? you know i'm bigger than that
Lourdes: you're so bad! but maybe you could come over
Sauviz: oh i'll be cumming soon

by ositos December 17, 2008

Flihingtode

Pronounced: (fly-hing toed)

Use as a noun to describe an animal with a golf-ball sized body, with a figure similar to a raisin. It has large, translucent wings with the legnth double the size of it's body.
It's slimy, and has a heavy weight equal to a bag of marbles.

It will cause poor kids to scream and thrash about.

"OH MY GOSH. OH MY GOSH. A FLIHINGTODE IS ON MY ARM! Get it off! Get it off!"

by YOUKNOWWHO,GIRLZ. October 6, 2011

flexing her cunt

When one is publicly displaying how much of a cunt they are.

At a Michael's Craft Store

Woman checking out at register - "I wanna speak to the manager. I've been waiting on this line for 1 minute! I need to pay for my 30 bags of chocolate like a fat fuck! This place is the worst!"

Correct response to this horrible person - "Wow! Look at that woman over there flexing her cunt!"

by nustinneiber March 6, 2016

fixin' to be set

Southern slang; good to go, all set.

Y'all are fixin' to be set, take care!

by Pal69 August 31, 2022

red fixing

The act of fixing ones self at a red stop light or stop sign. By putting make up on, brushing hair, exfoliating the skin or just giving a quick once over to make sure everything is OK.

ashley was honked at when she did not realize the light was greed when she was red fixing herself

by Meg Mig Monster September 27, 2011