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Flat Earther

Someone who doesn't believe something if they see it right in front of them.
We sent a flat Earther into orbit, and he said he thinks the windows distorted the Earth to make it look round, so he wouldn't be able to trust his own vision.
by Dozenal>Decimal July 21, 2022
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Flat Earther

Guy 1: I’m a flat earther
Guy 2: bro you dumb as fuck
by dabigmothafucka July 14, 2023
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Flat Earther

Anyone so dumb that they believe the entire planet is flat, space and gravity are fake created by the government, and that any argument made against them to prove they are wrong is "Just what school TELLS you." Being a flat earther is a whole new level of stupid, it is impossible with anyone to make a valid argument against them without them saying "Well gravity doesn't make sense to me so it's fake." Flat earthers are also usually liberal femenists who happen to be gay or transgender (or some other gender, such as elephant) because that's a thing now.
Person 1:"Oh look, a flat earther convention!"
Person 2:"I bet the combined IQ of everyone in there is less than 50"
by CatEarthFTW June 1, 2018
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Flat Earther

A person who was sick the day when they were supposed to learn about the earth.
Joey is a flat earther!
Joey says the earth is flat
by Platten December 7, 2021
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Flat Earther

by I am Flat May 8, 2019
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flat earther

someone who should not be allowed to reproduce under any circumstances. If you know any of these people please publicly shame them until they either realize their stupidity or end themselves
flat earthers are retarded and should be taken to space and pushed into the vacuum.
by the real ted bundy December 14, 2020
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