hellatious

having the qualities of hell. usually used as a description of something difficult or chaotic.

"That Chem exam was hellatious. I think I got an F."

or

"That party was hellatious last night, bro. I couldn't even find the keg."

by Puch January 9, 2008

auto-fellatio

The act of placing your own penis in your mouth for sexual pleasure.

Ron Jeremy is known for being able to perform auto-fellatio.

by the other theo June 27, 2004

automo-fellatio

What they refer to in the Kings of Leon song "Sex on Fire"

The dark of the alley/The breaking of day/The head while I'm driving/I'm driving

If you listen closely front singer Caleb Followill says "head while I'm driving", referring to automo-fellatio.

by Cummy worm August 12, 2010

Fellatiomandibular Joint Syndrome

condition of the jaw and surrounding structures, causing pain and dysfunction in the muscles that control jaw movement, resulting from excessive indulgence in performing oral sex on men and/or other male species.

Doctor: "Not to worry Mrs. Johnson, the test results show that it's only Fellatiomandibular Joint Syndrome, not a fractured vertabra as you feared. I'll be delicate in my report so as not to alert Mr. Johnson of what a freak you are."

by cyclopath July 28, 2015

corporate fellatio

A politically correct workplace word for the act of metaphorically sucking one's boss's dick (or strap-on) or going well out of one's way to get a promotion, raise, day off, ect. that is beyond normal brown-nosing.

Hey man, Terry's in the Director's office performing some corporate fellatio again. Let's see if he wipes off his mouth when he comes out.

by Bobby the Bug Man August 18, 2020

fellatiowned

To be owned during the act of performing fellatio.

After being cockslapped across the face, Meghan realised with crushing clarity that she had been fellatiowned.

by jessica and marissa August 28, 2006

fellatio

The beautiful art of cock sucking in which one lovingly places the penis of one's partner into one's mouth and caresses it with the tongue and tonsils while at the same time sucking ever so gently and moving one's head back and forth massaging the head of the penis.

If fellatio is performed properly, one's partner will ejaculate, at which time you should swallow his generous deposit, though amateurs often expel the semen from their mouths.

Fellatio should be practiced frequently, for every art and skill should be honored and perfected.

After Alex's date with Tom at the movies and the really expensive new restaurant, she thanked him by performing fellatio on him in his car. Tom welcomed her by cumming in her mouth, and promising another date next week.

by artoffellatio January 28, 2008