Fresno City college

Fresno city college is just a dump that calls itself a junior college. Most of the minorities there are gang members, sex offenders, rapists, and other stereotypes. The mexicans are stuck up and racists, the blacks are just stupid as hell, and the poor white trash will more likely rape you in the ladies bathroom. The asians there are mostly Hmong and Thai who treated the campus like they're still the Vietcom death camp. Takes most Mexicans seven or eight years to complete a 2 year degree

Maria: Oracle, hyde, I'm going to Fresno City college for my marketing degree
Ishsha: Girl, how long is it going to take you?
Maria: 6 years because I'm on the cal-works program
Ishsha: Me Too! You got some weed?

by Cherry Malabimba July 1, 2011

Fresno 4 u

in the middle of it; unsure
(referencing Fresno, California - the middle of California and no one knows whether it’s NorCal or SoCal…)

I dunno Jerry. I’m just kinda Fresno 4 u, ya know?

by Not Not Your Mom June 10, 2021

Fresno sun rise

A red beer with a raw egg in it. The yolk will sink to the bottom and to finish the drink one will need to tip their glass way up and experience the same fear Fresno Tweekers feel when the yellow yolk moves closer like the rising morning sun

Me and Tom had 2 Fresno Sun rises at sundown

by Heath Oyama bangs horses April 5, 2023

Fresno Nightcrawler

Fresno nightcrawler is an urban legend that is a cryptid often seen in CaliforniaThe Fresno Nightcrawler is an urban legend and a cryptid frequently reported in California. One notable sighting occurred on December 12, 2014, when a 60-year-old former Marine, who has not been named, and his wife were driving near Carmel. As they crested a hill, they spotted a 7-foot-tall, slender, gray creature, which later became known as the Fresno Nightcrawler.. One witness, a 60-year-old former marine yet to be named, and his wife were driving near Carmel on December 12, 2014 when they came up over a hill and saw a 7' tall, slender, gray creature which is now known as the Fresno Nightcrawler.

Someone: My neighbor saw the Fresno Nightcrawler in the security camera!
Someone 2: That's not a Fresno Nightcrawler. It's those tall among us creatures standing over 5' you stumped 10 toes 2 legs man!

by pseudonym1112 December 25, 2024

Dirty Fresno

When a female spits on a male until he is sparkly clean.

Yo, Steve this girl last night gave me the sloppiest Dirty Fresno I’ve ever had.

by Precious.car.go August 20, 2021

Fresno Christmas Wreath

The multicolored particulate that gets matted in your pubic hair when you fall asleep after unprotected anal sex without showering, thus festooning one’s penis as if it has been bequeathed a Holiday Wreath from California’s Inland Valley.

I plowed that Lot Lizard at the Flying J and woke up to the smell of burnt soup, her Fresno Christmas Wreath around my Dick…

by Heath Oyama bangs horses November 16, 2021

fresno county jail

The worst and most set up to fuck you up place on the face of the earth. Never can catch and break and always has the homeboys locked up. For bullshit. And are all dirty anyway. They got Buckethead.

I friggin hate Fresno county jail set ups

by Sonny Shines (8babycakea1) April 27, 2022