Fresno Shawnism

The ability to make a NON-Lethal item either, blow up, catch fire, or explode in some manner

I put down a piece of toast, it knocked over my marble jar, they rolled over and knocked over a bottle of nailpolish remover which poured into my computer fan, spraying my room in nailpolish remover, and into the candle across the room, hence catching the room on fire because I put toast down. "That was a complete Fresno Shawnism"

by Mackanzie_Fresno December 10, 2008

Fresno threesome

A threesome with two of the three participants being related. Usually cousins, how distant depends on how far away the threesome is taking place from a major metropolitan area.

"I hooked up with this girl a while ago and I met her cousin last night. I was catching vibes so I think I'll go for the Fresno threesome"
"you dog"

by yr195 October 15, 2016

Fresno 4 u

in the middle of it; unsure
(referencing Fresno, California - the middle of California and no one knows whether it’s NorCal or SoCal…)

I dunno Jerry. I’m just kinda Fresno 4 u, ya know?

by Not Not Your Mom June 10, 2021

Fresno Christmas Wreath

The multicolored particulate that gets matted in your pubic hair when you fall asleep after unprotected anal sex without showering, thus festooning one’s penis as if it has been bequeathed a Holiday Wreath from California’s Inland Valley.

I plowed that Lot Lizard at the Flying J and woke up to the smell of burnt soup, her Fresno Christmas Wreath around my Dick…

by Heath Oyama bangs horses November 16, 2021

Fresno Warlocks

a group of hackers who aim low no big pay out and think there ballars

Fresno Warlocks need to chill and let show them how it's done

by jokera March 18, 2022

fresno county jail

The worst and most set up to fuck you up place on the face of the earth. Never can catch and break and always has the homeboys locked up. For bullshit. And are all dirty anyway. They got Buckethead.

I friggin hate Fresno county jail set ups

by Sonny Shines (8babycakea1) April 27, 2022

Fresno sun rise

A red beer with a raw egg in it. The yolk will sink to the bottom and to finish the drink one will need to tip their glass way up and experience the same fear Fresno Tweekers feel when the yellow yolk moves closer like the rising morning sun

Me and Tom had 2 Fresno Sun rises at sundown

by Heath Oyama bangs horses April 5, 2023