FRED

acronym standing for "Fucking Ridiculous Electronic Device" (usually any computer or computer part that's pissng you off!)

How was your day at work?
The stupid temporary FRED they stuck me with for my login terminal kept going down all day!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada February 6, 2010

Fred

The most obnoxious thing on the fucking internet.

Fred: hey its fred!
Guy: Shut the fuck up! Jeezus.

by FredIsAFuckingFaggot May 2, 2012

Fred

1. The personal name most frequently used as a metasyntactic variable (see foo). Allegedly popular because it's easy for a non-touch-typist to type on a standard QWERTY keyboard. Unlike J. Random Hacker or "J. Random Loser", this name has no positive or negative loading (but see Mbogo, Dr. Fred). See also barney.
2. A half spoon, half fork eating device. Often found in military mess kits. Also called a spork.
3. An acronym for "Fucking Ridiculous Eating Device".
4. James. Kind of like a spoon.

Hey, you...(forgets name) fred...

Has anyone seem my Fred?

Has anyone seen this Fred?

Hey, James is a Fred, kinda like a spoon.

by johnathan sigg March 1, 2010

Fred

A kid that thought it would be funny to broadcast himself on YouTube because he hit the opposite of puberty. Now he somehow entertains people with his random, annoying stupidity.

*What is that awful noise?!?
*Oh, my sister is just watching Fred again.

by GorillaZ 807 November 11, 2012

Fred

A god among men. Don't question his authority

"yeet. Fred."

by yeetyeteeyaysyghfgyu\hfiuhfyuw January 6, 2019

Fred

Fred

A penguin. Most comment penguin name.

Example: Penguin to other penguin. Hey Fred. Hey Fred.

by Ccllcc November 10, 2020

fred'

A fred' is a person who exists.

fred': gm guys

Person 1: gm fred'

Person 2: hey fred', gm

by SHOCKER7000 September 14, 2021