my friend jim

A Fictional friend of Donald Trump. Donald Trump repeats ridiculous things that supposedly were said by "Jim" in order to make his followers believe he actually has a friend and to make it seem like his ridiculous ideas are shared by others.

My friend Jim always says that if your not colluding with Russia, then you are not "really" trying to win.

by Dredpirate64 July 13, 2017

Hello my friend.

Greetings used by Indian friends, mainly via phone calls. It is distinguished by strong accent.

Hello my friend. This is Steve from customer service, how can I help you today?

by Oui Iou December 6, 2018

Hello my friend

Hello in Russian but only to your gay friends

Hello my friend welcome to mother Russia

by Braydo boiii February 27, 2018

my friend here Justin

my my friend here Justin he taken and he's cracked at fortnite my guy uhhhhhhh

my my friend here Justin he taken and he's cracked at fortnite my guy uhhhhhhh

by huescc December 17, 2020

I see my friends

An abrupt conversational transition device which is often sung (a la Rebecca Black) and is accompanied by immediately walking away. Most commonly used to extricate oneself from a conversion with a bore, braggart, or person with halitosis.

Drunk Fat Chick: "ya wan....ya wann...ya wanna get atah hear a get sumfin ta eat? My daddy owns his own roofing company."
Cool Dude: "I see my friends!" (sung, and walks away)

by Chumley T. walrus May 14, 2011

All my Friends are Toxic

1. A song by BoyWithUke

2. When your friends are being asshole but you joke around and turn on the song

Ian: Jack you suck at fortnite
John: Fr though

Jack: All my friends are toxic

by Heliossss April 25, 2022

My friend here Justin

A video where someone records their friend Justin, exaggerating how cracked he is at the game. At the end, he starts moaning.

Kid 1: My friend here Justin, he's already taken, and he's cracked at fortnite my guy.. *moans*

by Vixfringed October 13, 2021