Fent Ferret

An individual who is addicted to Fentanyl that will sell their own mother to get a bag of Fent.

signs and symptoms of the common Fent Ferret include but are not limited to:
▪️Nodding off
▪️Falling asleep, while standing, and or bent over
▪️Involuntary muscle contractions, and or spasms

▪️Habitually stealing from Walmart

▪️Habitually stealing from friends, family, neighbors, or anyone around with anything of any value.

▪️Loss of memory
▪️Loss of appetite

▪️Loss of anything good in their lives

▪️Ferrets may also spend a substantial amount of their lives incarcerated.

If you or a loved one is a ferret, there is hope for recovery. SAMHSA’s National Helpline, 1-800-662-HELP (4357) (also known as the Treatment Referral Routing Service), or TTY: 1-800-487-4889 is a confidential, free, 24-hour-a-day, 365-day-a-year, information service, in English and Spanish, for individuals and family members facing mental and/or substance use disorders. This service provides referrals to local treatment facilities, support groups, and community-based organizations.

Also visit the online treatment locator, or send your zip code via text message: 435748 (HELP4U) to find help near you. Read more about the HELP4U text messaging service.

Jane Doe: “Why is Beth B. bent over asleep at the Dollar General like that?”

John Doe: “I saw her leaving the Fent dealer over in Oaklawn a few min ago…I guess she boosted some shit from Walmart to trade for some Fent…”

Jane Doe: “Oh shit. I didn’t realize Beth B. Was a Fent Ferret”

by TheOGsara February 13, 2024

fent posting

when you’re scrolling on instagram reels doing something and acting like their nodding off.

nate: bro wtf is this?

cj: oh yeah, he’s fent posting

by club_679 February 29, 2024

Fent lean

The trance like state a individual hight on fentanyl slips into typically characterized by them standing up while doubled over and swaying slowly back and forth

You see that guy across the street there fent leaning he gonna fall into traffic if he doesn’t snap out of it

by Lawdog336 May 28, 2024

Fent Sesh

Fent (Fentanyl)

Sesh (Session)

A little time out of your day to mellow out with a quick dose of fent.

"God that was a rough day, time for a lil fent sesh."

"You know what they say, a lil fent sesh never hurt anybody!"

by Wobbly_ March 28, 2024

Fenting

Fenting is the act of slouching over at the back and hips. The goal is to look as if you are nodding off/slouching due to being on fentanyl.

Person 1: That dudes all slouched over!
Person 2: He's probably fenting! What and alpha!

by ooganada April 10, 2024

I'm on the Fent

I'm on the Fent means you are actually scoring and ingesting Fentanyl. Being on the Fent is NOT a good thing. Like, you will suck a smegma covered dick for it. And, you will one of those zombie people that get posted up on TikTok. Be forewarned, bitches!

It’s music appreciation time, BITCHES!

I'm on the Fent, Fent, Fent, Fent, Fent ….

Ain’t nothing but a Fent, Fent, Fent, Fent, Fent ….
Motherfucking Fent, Fent, Fent, Fent, Fent ….
Zombie shit Fent, Fent, Fent, Fent, Fent ….
Fucking mess Fent, Fent, Fent, Fent, Fent ….
In the urn Fent, Fent, Fent, Fent, Fent ….
It’s A Small World Fent, Fent, Fent, Fent, Fent ….
Pass revoked Fent, Fent, Fent, Fent, Fent ….

by Purplenado March 08, 2023

Fent bent

When someone, typically a hobo or addict, uses so much fentanyl their bodies compulsively bend over due to a loss of consciousness and muscular control.

"look at that guy over there, he's totally fent bent!"

"There goes my property value"

by S1rL3git July 03, 2024