A sport, only played by Americans (and somtimes Candaians).
It involves 22 overweight to obese players(usually in the double digit IQ range) throwing a Prolate spheroid and jumping on eachother.
It involves 22 overweight to obese players(usually in the double digit IQ range) throwing a Prolate spheroid and jumping on eachother.
Dude, why does anyone watch Fatball? It's just a bunch of fat sweaty idiots in tights jumping on eachother, grabbing balls. can it get any more gay?
by REAL Football player January 9, 2009
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I am not talking about few extra pounds or even overweight people. I am talking about seriously OBESE fatballs, who think that their choice of lifestyle entitles them to more seats on public transport, more frequent healthcare checks, priority parking lots etc.
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"Sport" in which overweight Americans run 2 yards, bump into each other and fall to the ground. They then have a 5 minute rest period to recover from the "exertion". Apparently there is a ball involved, but usually the fatties let the 1 skinny black guy on the team have it and let him do all the work. Wearing padding is mandatory and seems to be of little value since the cushions of fat most players have could easily negate any damage and only serves to make it more of a pussy sport then rugby, which is hard since rugby is a game in which burly homosexuals attempt to grope each other.
Not wishing to leave the obese 90% of their population without a national sport americans invented american fatball.
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Get the feastballday mug.The act of slapping ones friend across the face with a hand that recently resided upon your sack and taint. Best performed after a night of dancing and drinking. Caution, execution of a successful fast ball will require a retreat with due haste as the recipient of the fast ball WILL retaliate with extreme violence. Best executed whilst already running from your victim.
Person 1: I can't believe you fast balled Eddie! Didn't you remember he's our ride home?
Person 2: iJust keep running/i
Person 2: iJust keep running/i
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