Emoczapka

An instagram tag created by the hottest dude out there, every post tagged with it is a masterpiece

Person 1:I saw you tag your post with #emoczapka, wanna fuck?

Person2: You have good taste but I'm too hot and godly for you.

by hottieeeeee January 13, 2022

emosha

coolest kid on block with cool hair and probably wants to kill everyone but doesnt

also is an emo
and thirsts over alex turner

BEING EMOSHA IS NOT A PHASE MOM

by emoshaaaaaaaaaaaaa January 15, 2022

emochild

A human creation from someone's depressed imagination. This differs from an imaginary friend because these are commonly used as: an excuse to masturbate, a way to get sympathy over the Internet, and a way to prove emoness.

putz: I love Amber so much, but she doesn't love me back. She sees me as a friend. I'm afraid to tell her, because she might never want to talk to me again. Sometimes I cry about the situation. I actually cry myself to sleep about it a lot.
r00723r0: I think you have an emochild. Call the suicide hotline before it's too late.

by r00723r0 September 25, 2006

emohawk

A crappy hairstyle made popular by mall punk and/or emo band members.

The hairstyle is achieved by gelling your shaggy hair into a spiky ridge down the middle of your head. This differs from the mohawk because the sides of the head are not shaved.

Usually sported by trendy people trying to be different and tools.

That Good Charlotte singer has a very fetching emohawk.

I saw some tool with an emohawk down at the sushi place trying to impress some sorority whore with his dark intellect yesterday. I almost upchucked my Vegas roll.

by animamea December 26, 2005

emohawk

Teh gay.

"You're so gay if you were anymore gayer you'd be an emohawk."

by jacknjilloff October 7, 2003

emochav

an emo chav is baiscally a scene kid see example

scene kid wears gangsta/chav clothing with lip piercing and emo haircuts such as an emochav

by spongebob_rocks August 30, 2006

emohawk

anglo-saxon torture method - to talk incessantly until the victim loses the will to live

He was a tough one, he took 2 hours of emohawk interogation before he broke down weeping and told us the secret code
or
Stop emohawking on will you?

by pie January 20, 2004