The most boring town in Illinois. Mostly constructed for little kids, as the parks have signs that say "No children over 10 allowed." Most teenagers are driven wild as there is no where to stay or go, only one skatepark in the middle, and it closes at eight when summer curfew is eleven.
by JessicaVanity August 5, 2007
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by michee May 25, 2003
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A small town located in Lawerence and Beaver County, Pennsylvania that most people there are low lifes. You can find needles outside of the numerous dollar stores around. It’s mostly a boring place unless you are there for drugs or drama. There is a lot of cops out there trying to catch kids doing absolutely nothing, and there is many many crack heads. To pass time without drugs is to go to the only good place there, McDonalds, chill at Circle Park, walk the trails in Ewing Park, or go to the train bridge and tunnel. The Ewing park trails are beautiful, but they are usually consumed with the smell of weed due to kids making it their smoke spot. There are too many hicks, wanna be gangsters, druggies, and bums at the local schools, Lincoln and Riverside. Riverside is the worst school district in Beaver/ Lawerence County. The teachers/ principals are always finding a reason to get you introuble, the kids are making other kids suicidal, and there is many gun threats to the school. Don’t waste you’re time in Ellwood City.
Person 1: I was thinking on moving to Ellwood City, PA.
Person 2: Don’t move there because there is too many low lifes.
Person 2: Don’t move there because there is too many low lifes.
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by DJ Salad May 24, 2019
Get the elkwood mug.erm is v sweet and can make friends easy becos he is out-going and is a gentleman. However he needs more self - cofident when coming to NH. He also is a dickhead sometimes with his jokes need to calm. HES SUCH A SLAY. He needs to pass his driving theory and also measure his penis. He is not v smart, autistic, and has heart problems and walks like he has a pole shoved up his arse, but still always manages to slay everyday.
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person1: who is that!
person2: Thats matthew ellwood he slays
person1: i can tell, although he does walks like he has a pole up his arse.
person2: Thats matthew ellwood he slays
person1: i can tell, although he does walks like he has a pole up his arse.
by slapclap October 29, 2022
Get the matthew ellwood mug.The place where I live. It is a terrible village with no one who is an induvidual there. The only decent school around is on the edge River Forest and even the teachers there are retarded crack heads. Every girl there is on the softball team and wear there hair in a stupid mess on the top of their heads. They all listen to generic crap music like that lipgloss song. They are complete bitches about gays and african americans. Trust me, no one there has heard of AC/DC. Besides my realitives. There is an ex-residant of there who is now in rehab, the so called richest family there are all inbred jackasses who ask little girls if they have dicks. My worst years took place in that town. They are anti-british, anti-french, anti-muslim, pro-bush, and pro-ann coulter. If you want to move there and become an illiterate assholes who are obsessed with disney and Mtv, be my guest. Just pay mind to the so called "ghetto" across North Ave. It isn't though. I lived there, it is just like any other neighborhood, it changes, it's not a ghetto, it is a respectable area, other than Elmwood Park.
All the bitch aberzombies live in Elmwood Park. All the fools who don't know their past who don't have a future move to Elmwood Park. The only cool people there are Brendon, Mike, me, Sheila, Grandma, Uncle Frank, and that old Athiest guy my mom fixed a watch for.
by Alice... August 16, 2007
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