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Missouri Oil Driller

Before having sex first the lady will take an exessive amount of laxatives. Next the gentleman will prosition her into the pile-driver position and then start banging her ass. Eventually she will have to take a shit, you keep on going until the last minute. When you pull out there will be enought pressure behind the shit (probabley diarrhea) that it will exit the ass looking like when a someone strikes oil.
Pablo: Damn, Karen's a nasty girl. Last night we were doing the Missouri Oil Driller when I pulled out, she aimed at me and I got drenched.

Ramon: That will happen.
by Hyman Rothstein May 29, 2011
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Jock Dripper

When a man's underwear becomes wet from sexual excitement after he has view something sexually exciting (say watching porn, or 9 1/2 weeks). The female equivalent is a "Panty Wringer". For underwear in general (male or female) it would be a "Draw Dripper".
Dude, I just watched this porn called "Dyke Bar". It's a real "Jock Dripper".
by Lady Byron March 1, 2011
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Mud driller

I saw Otis taking the ferry to Fire Island. Man, that guy's such a mud driller.
by LeatherTom September 2, 2013
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Young drillers

The young drillers are usually a group of teenage Somalians who go around stealing peoples' bikes, getting into fights and smoking weed.
Jerry: Yo I just got jumped by a bunch of Somalians and they jacked my bike!

Eric:Yeah that was probably the young drillers, always causing trouble.
by MassiveChav789 June 11, 2018
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texas turd driller

The Texas Turd driller or the Texas T or the TTD for short is a favorite among scat porn fanatics. This rarely seen act involves a woman lying down; putting her legs into the air in such a way as so she is almost completely vertical. Then, her sex partner proceeds to pass a bowel movement and/or bowel movements into her vagina. From there penetration is achieved within her newly browned slot until climax is achieved.
That girl got a bacterial infection in her vagina because she got a Texas Turd Driller.
by weatherford niggerbee July 29, 2004
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driplet

A driplet is when you are taking a huge dump that is really stretching your ass. And when you finally push that big shit out, it plops down perfectly and a little drop of water from the splash goes a little inside your ass.
I was taking a big shit and I got a little driplet
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DripLordUsa

The brand created by Brayden Johnson and Emil Hallberg in 2020.
Dude, I bought this fire hoodie at driplordusa last night
by Rob Rittle December 8, 2020
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