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Douche Bag

When your name is Stevie or Shane.
Stevie: What up man?

Cool Guy: Hey guy.

Stevie: Wanna hang out?

Cool Guy: No, you're a douche bag.

or

Shane: What up man?

Cool Guy: Hey guy.

Shane: Wanna hang out?

Cool Guy: No, you're a douche bag.
by iAmNotADouche January 25, 2010
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Douche Bag

Main Entry: douche bag
Pronunciation: 'düsh 'bAg
Function: noun
Date: circa 1963
slang : 1 One with an undescribeable fucked up-ness hence stupidity, poor idea of what's cool, possibly an arrogance about them. 2 One with an intolerable personality.

Other Forms: Douche, Douchey
Meat heads are douche bags.

Dude, stop being a douche bag.

Dude, stop being a douche.

Dude, that was a douchey move.
by Slick Fire January 12, 2004
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Douche Bag

(n.) 1. "The Man" or "Whitey"; 2. a person with little or no perspective on the important things in life; 3. one who prioritizes an expensive car and/or flashy clothes and the other trappings of success over and above his/her individuality, happiness, ethics, family, friends, pets, and basic human decency; 4. one who attempts with all their being to be something they are not in exchange for what they perceive to be personal gain, i.e. a sell out; 5. A partner (or one who aspires to be a partner) of a large international law firm or a corporate equivalent.
Don't get me started on Tim. That freakin guy, always dating girls just out of high school, driving a BMW (on lease!) wearing an Armani suit and still living in a rented apartment with two roommates, what a douche bag.

Look at that guy, 58 years old, spray on hair, already on wife and family number 3, out dancing like it was still 1977 and he's at Studio 54. He is such a flaming douche bag.

Drew Rosenhaus is a world class Douche Bag.

Blayne loves to schmooze with Bruce and the other partners, what a douche bag.
by D.B. Police November 3, 2006
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Douche Bag

A person who is generally not courteous, and does things that are considered to be generally dumb and insulting, or just plain weird. Also, a U-M fan.
Before I even met him, I knew he was a douche bag, and I was right, by golly! He is a douche bag!
by The Leopard December 4, 2003
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Douche Bag

Somone who:
- Switch's teams to the winning one and say they were with them the whole time
-Doesn't ever brush their teeth
-Thinks they are the coolest person even though they have a chode, smell like piss and no one likes him/her
-Wheres a hat to the side
-Lies about everything
-Is a Ginger
-And their piss and farts smell like axe
Hey do you know that douche bag (and/or ginger)?

Why yes i do parker, its Will Plotnick, the kid who thinks he's amazing and eats and breaths axe to cover up his natural piss B.O.

Oh wow, i feel bad for him does he have any friends?

Nope, just oreos and the kid with a bigger forhead than space montain
by Gilf Lover_4000 July 6, 2009
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Douche Bag

Generally, a person who is full of themselves, very obnoxious, and asking for trouble.

AKA

Luke A.
Person 1: Look at that short prick trying to prove his man hood by screaming obnoxiously and trying to pick pointless fights

Person 2: Oh thats just Luke A, he's a real douche bag.
by RIT school May 2, 2008
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Douche Bag

Im so happy that Douche Bag is out of office!
by Mike Brothers February 8, 2009
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