Stevie: What up man?
Cool Guy: Hey guy.
Stevie: Wanna hang out?
Cool Guy: No, you're a douche bag.
or
Shane: What up man?
Cool Guy: Hey guy.
Shane: Wanna hang out?
Cool Guy: No, you're a douche bag.
Cool Guy: Hey guy.
Stevie: Wanna hang out?
Cool Guy: No, you're a douche bag.
or
Shane: What up man?
Cool Guy: Hey guy.
Shane: Wanna hang out?
Cool Guy: No, you're a douche bag.
by iAmNotADouche January 25, 2010
Get the Douche Bagmug. Main Entry: douche bag
Pronunciation: 'düsh 'bAg
Function: noun
Date: circa 1963
slang : 1 One with an undescribeable fucked up-ness hence stupidity, poor idea of what's cool, possibly an arrogance about them. 2 One with an intolerable personality.
Other Forms: Douche, Douchey
Pronunciation: 'düsh 'bAg
Function: noun
Date: circa 1963
slang : 1 One with an undescribeable fucked up-ness hence stupidity, poor idea of what's cool, possibly an arrogance about them. 2 One with an intolerable personality.
Other Forms: Douche, Douchey
Meat heads are douche bags.
Dude, stop being a douche bag.
Dude, stop being a douche.
Dude, that was a douchey move.
Dude, stop being a douche bag.
Dude, stop being a douche.
Dude, that was a douchey move.
by Slick Fire January 12, 2004
Get the Douche Bagmug. (n.) 1. "The Man" or "Whitey"; 2. a person with little or no perspective on the important things in life; 3. one who prioritizes an expensive car and/or flashy clothes and the other trappings of success over and above his/her individuality, happiness, ethics, family, friends, pets, and basic human decency; 4. one who attempts with all their being to be something they are not in exchange for what they perceive to be personal gain, i.e. a sell out; 5. A partner (or one who aspires to be a partner) of a large international law firm or a corporate equivalent.
Don't get me started on Tim. That freakin guy, always dating girls just out of high school, driving a BMW (on lease!) wearing an Armani suit and still living in a rented apartment with two roommates, what a douche bag.
Look at that guy, 58 years old, spray on hair, already on wife and family number 3, out dancing like it was still 1977 and he's at Studio 54. He is such a flaming douche bag.
Drew Rosenhaus is a world class Douche Bag.
Blayne loves to schmooze with Bruce and the other partners, what a douche bag.
Look at that guy, 58 years old, spray on hair, already on wife and family number 3, out dancing like it was still 1977 and he's at Studio 54. He is such a flaming douche bag.
Drew Rosenhaus is a world class Douche Bag.
Blayne loves to schmooze with Bruce and the other partners, what a douche bag.
by D.B. Police November 3, 2006
Get the Douche Bagmug. A person who is generally not courteous, and does things that are considered to be generally dumb and insulting, or just plain weird. Also, a U-M fan.
by The Leopard December 4, 2003
Get the Douche Bagmug. Somone who:
- Switch's teams to the winning one and say they were with them the whole time
-Doesn't ever brush their teeth
-Thinks they are the coolest person even though they have a chode, smell like piss and no one likes him/her
-Wheres a hat to the side
-Lies about everything
-Is a Ginger
-And their piss and farts smell like axe
- Switch's teams to the winning one and say they were with them the whole time
-Doesn't ever brush their teeth
-Thinks they are the coolest person even though they have a chode, smell like piss and no one likes him/her
-Wheres a hat to the side
-Lies about everything
-Is a Ginger
-And their piss and farts smell like axe
Hey do you know that douche bag (and/or ginger)?
Why yes i do parker, its Will Plotnick, the kid who thinks he's amazing and eats and breaths axe to cover up his natural piss B.O.
Oh wow, i feel bad for him does he have any friends?
Nope, just oreos and the kid with a bigger forhead than space montain
Why yes i do parker, its Will Plotnick, the kid who thinks he's amazing and eats and breaths axe to cover up his natural piss B.O.
Oh wow, i feel bad for him does he have any friends?
Nope, just oreos and the kid with a bigger forhead than space montain
by Gilf Lover_4000 July 6, 2009
Get the Douche Bagmug. Person 1: Look at that short prick trying to prove his man hood by screaming obnoxiously and trying to pick pointless fights
Person 2: Oh thats just Luke A, he's a real douche bag.
Person 2: Oh thats just Luke A, he's a real douche bag.
by RIT school May 2, 2008
Get the Douche Bagmug. by Mike Brothers February 8, 2009
Get the Douche Bagmug.