double doozy

when two people sandwich a woman and ejaculate on her thighs

Lisa: Wait! No! Stop! I'll give you all my money!
Jerry & Steven: What was that? You're hungry?

Lisa: What? No?!!!!
Jerry: We're servin' up double doozys out the ying yang
Lisa: AAAAAHHHHHGGGGHHHH you're stuck to my thighs!!!!

by rapist anonymous February 05, 2010

doozie mates

When two people use the same pocket pussy.

Yo ashton I used your dads pocket pussy, guess that means we are doozie mates.

by Fapatrondeceptacon0325 December 21, 2017

fair doozies

Fair enough, Fair Do's, Alrighty

I mean Fair doozies

by Deliriousinthemind March 19, 2021

Post Doozy Depression

The feeling one gets after temporarily checking out of the Doozy.

Just left the bush wackas and the post doozy depression has got me good.

by Peebs_ June 12, 2019

Triple decker doozie

the action of quickly risking a dub, or social credit, by switching up on someone to taunt them in a fashionable manner.

3 times I edged you XD, how? I'm not even edging you at this point I'm preforming a triple decker doozie XD.

by MisterFister'sBlister December 12, 2022

DOOZIE

WHEN YOU INTOXICATE A INDIVIDUAL IN HOPES OF TAKING THEM HOME AND HAVING FUN LATER.

HAVE A DOOZIE ONE.

by HOTBOBERT69 August 09, 2022

Doozie

A guy who always gets so close to getting laid, but fucks it up right before he does

Also, a doozie doesn’t really know how to act up when someone is obviously flirting with him. Like he’ll just sit there and blush, maybe rub her thigh a little but that’s all.

Nick: “hey, I can go out on Tuesday”
Tammy: “okayy”
Nick: “that good?”

-left on read-

Tammy (to herself): “what a doozie”

by theS1x40 December 26, 2021