doob

a compound insult. the melding of the terms douche and noob to produce, doob. simply, a douche noob.

you are such a fucking doob cabel.

what does that mean mike? is that like a douche noob?

by swimfromKOREA January 06, 2009

doob

Someone who doesn't know anything about marijuana; usually a buzz killer

Guy: I'm gonna go light up a roach.
Doob:Why would you want to smoke a bug?
Guy: Your such a doob.

by BubeTube May 31, 2011

doob

A insult made for people that are slower than a herd of turtles running through peanut butter.

"Wow, you can be such a doob sometimes!"

by lacrosse70 July 25, 2005

doob

A doob is a person that does not watch Scooby-Doo.
Short for doo noob.

ShanePlane is a doob.

by m0lecules September 25, 2020

doob

A doob is an individual that does not watch Scooby-Doo.
Short for Doo noob.

ShanePlane is a doob.

by m0lecules September 25, 2020

Doobs

The breasts of an overweight Male individual that resembles those of a female.... A.K.A "Dude boobs".

1. "Damn, look at his Doobs"

2. "That awkward moment when your Doobs are larger than your girlfriend.

by Beasley March 23, 2019

doobs

Dorsal Boobs: globs of fat, taking on the appearance of nippleless breast, found on the back of obesse women when enhanced and scultped by a halter top.

Look at the doobs on the back of that fat chick with the white halter top on coming out of Wal-Mart

by Daddyrat April 02, 2010