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Post-Nut Dementia

The inability to remember what porn or R18 content you busted to for the next 1-4 hours.
oh no, the post-nut dementia is setting in
by ReproductiveRod June 4, 2022
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distention

A trope used in drawn and written pornography when the penetrating item is big enough to make a visible lump in the uterus area of the character.
I’m not really into distention, it just looks like it hurts.

Sometimes I wonder how distention in porn works.
by I_Put_The_PAN_In_Panic November 18, 2020
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dementia

A devastating condition that many elderly people enter. It often results in progressive memory loss and an inability to perform basic tasks.

It is not an illness perse, but rather a series of symptoms that may be associated with many diseases such as Huntington's disease.

People with dementia live in realities of their own.
(At a nursing home, facing person with dementia)

Demented person: Hi, what's your name?

Me: Hi! I'm Ken. What's your name?

Demented person: I'm going to bed!

Me: Huh?

Demented person: Can I kiss you?

Me: :( //backs away nervously
by VolunteerManNurse July 29, 2011
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Distextia

When a person become so lazy that they try to save time and effort by using so much chatspeak that they can no longer be understood. (also said as "distextic")
Girl 1: omg tisnf 4 u idgi wwhdt?
Girl 2: what?
Girl 1: imjs hs an asshl kwim lk idlh @ al
Girl 2: um... do u have distextia?
by maurageous October 24, 2007
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Crush Dementia

The condition of having such a huge crush on someone that you completely forget how to do the simplest things.
Boy: You know we could have just used a different IM client to keep our private chats seperate from our work chats?
Girl: Jeez, we could have thought of that such a long time ago!
Boy: Don't worry, we have crush dementia, it's understandable.
by PiMPeRJ November 4, 2008
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RCA Dimensia

A high-end model line of televisions and A/V components made by RCA during the 1980's. One of their only worthwhile products.
RCA Dimensia stuff is so good that this one guy made it the name of many of his accounts, made videos of it, photos of it, a Wikipeida article on it and more.
by a clever ud user September 7, 2009
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boondocks dimentia

where you have lived out in the sticks so long that you have no knowledge of what goes on outside your own yard.
Brandon: dude, i don't even remember ever being here!

Tommy: bro! its the boondocks dimentia! you need to get out more often!
by taylorisamazing December 3, 2009
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