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Cereal War of Ranboo’s Discord

It all started off with with Echo saying

‘i read somewhere that boiling water with cereal is better than milk’.

the conflict escalated slowly, dividing into two parties: milk cereal and water cereal. the leader of the water cereal was Raven while the leader of the milk cereal was TNTRay. TNTray and I banished the scoundrels.

In the end, the water cereal blew up the governing milk cereal. tragically, TNTRay and Raven both canonically died.

however, in an effort to declare a victor, i donated to philza asking him on this matter and he responded ‘when you are hungry, anything works. however milk or dry would be better’. the war came to an end with both parties searching for peace.

it ended with a peace treaty signed by TNT saying ‘To the water cereal, cocoa puffs, cookie crisps, and cereal boilers. The day this war started, I felt outraged. In pain. I was willing to give my life for this war (and I did). But I've since realized that we are all simply cereal lovers in different ways. We should all compromise and come to peace. Here's to the water and milk cereal, to the cookie crisps, the cocoa puffs, fruity pebbles, and creeper crunch. Love you all. But this is the end of the cereal war.’
Yo you remember that Cereal War of Ranboo’s Discord?
Dudeeeee Yeahhhh that was wild
by Ash_1001 February 16, 2021
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Oversized Cock Disorder

Oversized Cock Disorder (OCD for short) is a common mental health condition where a persons penis size is exponentially increased by up to 20x the average. Not to be confused with its predecessor Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, Oversized Cock Disorder is extremely rare condition found in 1 in 69420 males.

Wardy Joubert III, a football diagnosed with ocd got a 28.3 increase measuring a whopping 144.33" this is the most severe case recorded to this day.
John: I've got OCD
Lucy: So you get anxious when things are out of order?
John: No... I have Oversized Cock Disorder
by Peak#7550 December 16, 2021
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Dreamybull disorder

The dreamybull disorder, historically known as the cumming disorder. Is a disorder that appears in horny males aged 13 to the 30s. People with the dreamybull disorder all they do is cum, cum and CUM! Dreamybull disorder also influences people to overreact their sexual pleasure and orgasm with words such as "I AM ABOUT TO CUUUM", "I AM ABOUT TO NUT I AM ABOUT TO BLOW", "I AM BUSSING" and also "OMG OMG". While having reactions they also moan and yell during their pleasure and orgasm. The disorder is named to Dreamybullxxx, famous victim of the cumming disorder who suffered from this strange disorder and coomed himself to death.
Person 1: OH SHIT OH SHIT OH OH MAY GAAWD AMBUTTAKAM! *cums* AWWW SHIT AH AH OH F#CK OH SHIT!
Person 2: Dude why do you overreact ur sexual pleasure and orgasm and why tf do you even moan you're a MALE!
Person 3: RIP BRO! You suffer from the Dreamybull disorder!
Person 1: Oh f#ck!
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Post Traumatic Christmas Disorder

The overwhelming feelings of anxiety and panic that insue upon waking the day after Christmas. Typically related to buyers remorse, over eating,empty bank account and the pile of dirty dishes waiting to be washed in the kitchen.
Jamie: " Amy I don't know what to do! I've put on 10 pounds, my kitchen is a mess and I checked our bank account on line and we're in overdraft! To make matters worse, the Kindle Fire I paid $250.00 for is on sale...... half off!"

Amy: " Damn girl, you better call a shrink. Sounds like your suffering from Post Traumatic Christmas Disorder."
by cheer1 December 26, 2012
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Discord predator

A adult who prays on small children using discord, telling them to do lude and sexual things. They will send nudes and will almost always be fat and retarded.
Yesterday I talked to this discord predator
by Suicidal doorknob April 3, 2019
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Discord Mod

A fat 30 year old man in his mom's basement living on ramen as a weeb and knows every anime to exist and goes insane when you don't follow discord rules
"Yo I bet your a discord mod loser"
"Shut up and follow the rules"
by A Pimp Named Sickback January 17, 2021
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Erectile Tongue Disorder

Erectile Tongue Disorder, also known as ETD, is a disorder of the tongue of certain individuals that spontaneously, and in some cases involuntarily, project out their tongue when their photo is about to be taken. You will see such individuals, in photo after photo, with their erectile tongue projecting either toward the camera or toward another individual. On occasion, some photos may be taken without the tongue projecting, but that is typically the exception, not the rule. Such individuals suffering from ETD also have a tendency, during an intimate moment, e.g.leading to a kiss, to instead lick the face of a romantic partner. In severe cases of ETD, sufferers may go on a licking spree, licking unwary individuals as a sign of affection, particularly when intoxicated. ETD can also be contagious to individuals that are in the same photo, who witness the erectile tongue and are compelled to follow suit.
Julie suffers from a bad case of Erectile Tongue Disorder, I hardly have any pictures of her where her tongue isn't sticking out.

Mel's ETD was flaring up again last night, I think he licked my face three or four times!
by Jackson's Bush October 1, 2016
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