dirty christmas tree

wen you decorate your penis in a Christmassy fashion and proceed to fuck a girl anally.

I want to dirty Christmas tree.

by Donkey donk December 5, 2013

treat them like dirt and they stick like mud

the idea that the worse you treat a girl, the more attached she'll become to you.

Johnny: I've been acting like kind of a dick to Melissa. I think I'm gonna start being a little nicer to her.

Mark: I don't know if that's a good idea, bro. Treat them like dirt and they stick like mud.

by TonyTheAnt December 17, 2006

tree hugging dirt worshipper

Someone who loves and respects nature, even to the point of fanatacism. Often are involved in nature based religions, such as Wicca.

Meghan and Nick Forsberg are tree hugging dirt worshippers.

by Megz n Denzer July 9, 2004