Dimitrije 

The guy who has done or is bound to do every drug known to mankind. Also smart, but bad at decision making. He is the first dude to get drunk at a party and the youngest in a crowd to have smoked weed.

-Have you seen Dimitrije lately?
-I think he's on another acid binge. That guy is never sober.

Dimitrije by Wuspoppin January 9, 2018

dimitri 

slang for (arguabley) the most powerful psychedelic drug on earth; DMT (Di Methyl Tryptamine) which is also a natural human neuro-transmitter thought to be related to birth, death, and the soul. Can be found in thousands of plant and animal species throughout the world, including humans. It is the active ingredient in the ancient tribal brew from south america; ayahuasca.

yo man i got some DiMiTri, shall we frolic through another dimension?

dimitri by andylandy January 21, 2007

Dimitrius Damarcus Bartholomew James 3rd jr 

The best Giganotosaurous to walk upon this Earth

"Yo look, it's Dimitrius Damarcus Bartholomew James 3rd jr."

Dimitrius Damarcus Bartholomew James 3rd jr by Boj the Crusader December 8, 2021

Dimitri Moment 

It is correlated with Ivan Moments. However it is used when someone does something fucking confusing or annoying.

“Holy shit, what the hell did you just say, it’s so confusing it’s literally a Dimitri Moment.”

Dimitri Moment by AverageDictionaryEnjoyer April 29, 2022

dimitrescu 

Anyone who can attack someone maliciously with massive nails

I was just attacked, it must me DIMITRESCU

dimitrescu by MichelangeloGiant September 13, 2021

Dimitrije 

A Dimitrije is a name usually given to people of greek/slavic descent. Most carriers of the name are hot and intelligent but stupid in decision making. A Dimitrije is the first person in a crowd to do something stulid and the first on a party to smoke weed and/or get drunk.

-Oh my god have you seen Dimitrije? He's so pretty.
-Dimitrije? Is that the guy who played russian roulette on Jenn's birthday party?

Dimitrije by Wuspoppin January 9, 2018

Dimitri 

Someone who plays guitar very well. He seems to be fragile, but he is not : he could be so cruel.He doesn't know anything about love. He is a very kind person, always keeping on him to help anyone around him.

Dimitri smokes too much

Dimitri by Barbara S. February 9, 2010