Desmond

He will give you his heart and trust you with it. A creative person whose talent is seen in music. He is wonderful and doesn't mind dreaming and creating with you about what may come. Sensitive and strong he can make you fall in love with him within a nanosecond. Everyone is his core buddy. Women secretly love him when he speaks because he oozes charm and captivates you with his intense eyes and enthusiastic conversation. The best one to secretly watch in a crowded room. He is a worldly wanderer but always makes sure to make his presence known to the one who pines for him at home every night. Mornings are spent by his side for the longest time by making him stay for as long as possible before you have to absolutely get up out of bed. He loves coconut flavored drinks that remind him of someone special every time he drinks it. A great protector and caring person he'll attempt to take away all that hurts you all the time they happen. Loves animals and even would travel dangerous jungles with you. Photography and book reading go hand in hand with him. In touch with the news, he reads an actual newspaper old school style. His favorite shape can be made with interlacing two hands. He loves natural surroundings and the feel of small towns. He is the handsomest manly but still boyish person you'll ever meet. Shares showers with you but is sexiest in bed. Has one first tattoo. Practically a specimen for the picture of health and loveliness. He can pull off any style and own it.

Oh my God, that feels like a Desmond and looks like a Desmond sounds like a Desmond and acts desmondlyish as he walks down the street.

by Bouleigh May 7, 2017

Law of Desmond

Anything Desmond can lose, he will lose.

"You lost at Smash Bros again, dude... Law of desmond"

by Your mom is hot Desmond August 21, 2018

Amnesia Dark Descent

A Independent video game made to make you shit yourself. Instead of using cheap scare tactics and gore, it rapes your mind with psychological torture. I mean this game game Made Chuck Norris shoot out liquid shit and flood the world for 40 days and 40 nights! I started crying before I even got a chance to see the first enemy! And best of all: Its affordable!

".... Somebody wet my pants....." - Me after playing the first level of Amnesia Dark Descent

by Angry Otaku October 15, 2010

Demented Are Go

One of the best Psychobilly bands you'll ever find. Up there with Mad Sin, Meteors, & Nekromantix.
In many of their photos you will find them dressed as living dead.

Spark Are Gody
Godly Songs: Demon Angel, Satan's Rejects, Can't Sleep At Night, & I Wanna Kill

by Wilbur-_- July 5, 2004

Desmond Elliot

A senator in Nigeria that constructed a toilet as a constituency project and a man who doesn't have anything to offer.

Eg- Nothing good comes from Desmond Elliot

by Barrister Emmanuel May 13, 2021

Pull a Desmond

To do something awesome then immeadiately, somehow, fuck it up.

"HOLY SHIT THAT GUY JUST JUMPED LIKE 30 FEET THATS A NEW RECORD"
"But he fell back after he landed..."
"Ah shit. How could he Pull a Desmond?!?"

by 69 guy May 9, 2009

dementor

The worst part of prison, according to Prison Mike.

Dwight: Prison Mike, what's the very very worst thing about prison?
Angela: (under her breath) Don't encourage him, don't...
Michael: The worst thing about prison was the... was the dementors! They were flying all over the place and they were scary and then they'd come down and they suck the soul out of your body! And it hurt!
Karen: Dementors... like in Harry Potter?
Michael: No... Not Harry Potter.

by emmawemawoo October 20, 2008