Delaware

1st state in the union, capital is Dover, largest city is Wilmington - otherwise knows as "Wilmington, so close to where you'd rather be..."

Delaware smells kinda funny...

by madravenpix January 01, 2009

delaware

Worst State '06-'06. Not only are the people from Delaware freakishly small, but bad breath and hair problems infect a good 50% of the inhabitants.

I was going to go to Delaware, but then I decided to slit my wrists and lay in the bathtub instead.

by NJ4L May 05, 2007

delaware

a place where theres nothing to do but sit around and watch tylers mom clean the house. growl!!!

i have to get my pleasure from delaware

by MILF September 01, 2003

Delaware

(adj) acts tough but when shit actually happens, is a total pussy, as evidenced by Delaware's reaction to the East Coast snowstorms of 2010 and 2011.

I thought she was gonna beat me up, but she's totally delaware in a fight.

by The Alexanders January 28, 2011

delaware

Dela-where?!?

where the hell is it?

by swat September 03, 2003

Delaware

Delaware is a fake U.S. state that was made up to ease minds of plebs.

What do you call people from Delaware?
Liars.

by Word Wizurd September 28, 2019

Delaware

Think about how bad Maryland is, then imagine it doesn't even have crabs; not like the std, like the cake.

Normal Person 1: Oh my God, where are we? Maryland's really this bad?

Normal Person 2: Hold your breath, we're in Delaware, and although it's tiny, we have three toll booths left until we get to Pennsylvania.

Person from Delaware: Hey, eff you guys, we have tax-free shopping.

All normal people: I'd rather pay.

by M Sala November 13, 2007