The problem is that he's a humorless dork.
Hym "Oh I would totally decimate the restaurant."
Chick "What you don't want to marry me?"
Hym "YOU don't want to decimate a restaurant full of people? We could set charges under the foundation... Go to the neighboring building... Hit the detonator together- It'd be like the end of Fight Club!"
Chick "What's Fight Club? (She hasn't seen Fight Club!?)"
Hym "YOU HAVEN'T SEEN FIGHT CLUB!? We need to go watch Fight Club immediately! (And that's how you get her into you apartment for a raw-doggin)"
A fucking dork "Aaakshually I'd by a fake ring because I wouldn't ever kill people! Wouldn't ever do that!"
Hym "DORK! NO MID-FIGHT CLUB SEX FOR YOU! BAD!"
Chick "What you don't want to marry me?"
Hym "YOU don't want to decimate a restaurant full of people? We could set charges under the foundation... Go to the neighboring building... Hit the detonator together- It'd be like the end of Fight Club!"
Chick "What's Fight Club? (She hasn't seen Fight Club!?)"
Hym "YOU HAVEN'T SEEN FIGHT CLUB!? We need to go watch Fight Club immediately! (And that's how you get her into you apartment for a raw-doggin)"
A fucking dork "Aaakshually I'd by a fake ring because I wouldn't ever kill people! Wouldn't ever do that!"
Hym "DORK! NO MID-FIGHT CLUB SEX FOR YOU! BAD!"
by Hym Iam September 6, 2024
Get the Decimatemug. To be having fun on ecstasy and sitting in a chair jiving to the grooves closing you eyes for a second and you suddenly lose consciousness and drift out.. (Death)
He was jiving and having a good time to the tunes and sat down in the chair where he closed his eyes for what was supposed to be a second and he decimal'd out... It's tragic... a bad decimal-out it was
by Confuction August 12, 2021
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Get the Decimated Coconutmug. Friend 1: ngl this shit hit different
Friend 2: fr tho like he be making the best shit.
Friend 1: some of his albums kinda mid tho.
Friend 2: nah you just don’t know it like I do.
Friend 1: alright nigga chill out a bit u dick decimating a lil bit.
Friend 2: so it’s my fault his music is the best shit I’ve ever heard?
Friend 1: ok atp you need to stop the meat munching.
Friend 2: fr tho like he be making the best shit.
Friend 1: some of his albums kinda mid tho.
Friend 2: nah you just don’t know it like I do.
Friend 1: alright nigga chill out a bit u dick decimating a lil bit.
Friend 2: so it’s my fault his music is the best shit I’ve ever heard?
Friend 1: ok atp you need to stop the meat munching.
by Giggity part 2 December 30, 2023
Get the dick decimatingmug. by Dookiepoopy September 24, 2023
Get the Dewey Decimal Piss-Onmug. After the grueling 20 days of November you get to decimate your dick the whole month of December, yes, even on Christmas with the fam.
by CowlickIsPog November 4, 2022
Get the decimate your dick decembermug.