decapitarte

When you break off the corner of a pop tart and drop it, forever losing your sweet toaster treat

"Man, nothing helps my midnight hunger like a pop-tart, so glad that it has just finished cooking in my home toaster. To avoid burning my fingers I shall grab it by the corner.
Oh no, the worst has happened, I have decapitarted my tart friend. I have not only lost my toaster treat, but I have lost the will to carry on.

by boner_fart February 9, 2019

Decapitate

To cut off sb's head

In the end , Imam hosein got decapitated

by Ray tt March 10, 2020

decapitating

Cutting the head off of someone's penis.

Yesterday, Sarah tried decapitating me.
-Bro! What happened to your penis?
It's still in good condition. She only managed to break the condom.

by Gappies July 5, 2020

Decapitatered

When you eat so many potatoes that your head explodes.

Joe ate so many fries that he decapitatered himself.

by Jessiray2695 October 17, 2020

Decapitate

Another form of the phrase "losing your head", which means to have gone crazy.

The new guy is gonna decapitate me with his corny jokes!

by HJORTUR February 28, 2021

Decapitated

Being shot never was anyone's idea of a good time, but at least most people who got shot still have a head afterwards.

The guy wasn't in good shape after getting shot, but look at what happened to the guy that got decapitated. He had a bad night.

by The Original Agahnim June 15, 2021

Decapitatious

In a state of seeking to remove someone or something (figurative) or seeking to behead someone (literal)

Michael's decapitatious attitude towards Toby was the source of many amusing hijinks.

by M bb October 27, 2021