Suspect in an U.S. Army Criminal Investigation Command(CID) probe into loan sharking, cash-for-title, and sleazy collection agency fraud that had been feasting on and victimizing U.S. Army soldiers around Texas army installations, most notably Fort Hood. Keynote speaker for cash-for-title industry, and perrenial consumer of their lobbying dollars. Former legislative champion for bottom-feeder predatory industries. Resigned when indicted in Texas for unrelated tomfoolery.
He cares about her about as much as Tom Delay gives a shit if a soldier gets his car repoed while risking his life in Iraq over a $200 loan. What a turd.
by huronking March 22, 2009
Get the Tom Delay mug."I reject the concept of a Machiavellian delay. I think social networking has made this tactic transparent. The new ethic is authenticity, which lends itself to fluid communication."
by shadyladyk March 6, 2010
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When your heart was broken my someone you're madly in love with but you don't feel the pain until well after the date-of-break. You usually feel ok and undepressed for anytime from a day to a week; usually because you try to put on a macho, "I don't need you" facad. Then after the set time your emotions get the best of you and you start to expirence the natural symptoms of heartbreak. Sometimes they could get worse than usual.
(saturday)
Guy 1: Hey man, I heard you and Amanda broke up. You okay?
Guy 2: Yeah dude I'm fine. I didn't need her anyway. She wasn't even all that.
(6 days later)
Guy 1: Hey man look, it's Amanda.
Guy 2: Don't remind me.... *walks away*
Amanda: What's his problem?
Guy 1: Oh he just has heartbreak delay.
Guy 1: Hey man, I heard you and Amanda broke up. You okay?
Guy 2: Yeah dude I'm fine. I didn't need her anyway. She wasn't even all that.
(6 days later)
Guy 1: Hey man look, it's Amanda.
Guy 2: Don't remind me.... *walks away*
Amanda: What's his problem?
Guy 1: Oh he just has heartbreak delay.
by toxinalive August 4, 2010
Get the Heartbreak Delay mug.The extra time spent sitting on the toilet waiting for other patrons of the men's room to leave. Usually occurs in corporate settings after malodorous toilet episodes.
"I had like a 7 minute shame delay because my boss was in the crapper next to me."
"I knew the guy in the stall next to me began a shame delay, but there was no way I was coming out first. However, after 4 minutes of silence we both gave up and went to wash our hands. It was awkward."
"I knew the guy in the stall next to me began a shame delay, but there was no way I was coming out first. However, after 4 minutes of silence we both gave up and went to wash our hands. It was awkward."
by TPS Report March 30, 2008
Get the Shame Delay mug.Tower delay simulator, A rename of Tower defense simulator, Because of many delays, People memed about this name
It is a game named Tower defense simulator.
It is a game named Tower defense simulator.
Someone: Hey I like tower delay simulator, I just wish it wasn't delayed
Another person: Yeah. I wish it wasn't delayed too, Lets go play it in the mean time shall we?
Someone: Okay.
Another person: Yeah. I wish it wasn't delayed too, Lets go play it in the mean time shall we?
Someone: Okay.
by ARandomStrangerThatSucksAtGame October 10, 2021
Get the Tower delay simulator mug.When a person takes an abnormally large amount of time to figure out a joke . Usually due to the person being stoned or stupid or in rare cases both.
by Sniippered March 5, 2022
Get the Rupert delay mug.When used as a transitive verb, to screw someone or something over in a completely gratuitous gesture of amoral nihilistic sadism. Can be shortened to "DeLay."
Us Military personel are really being Tom Delayed twice -- first they're sent to Iraq and then, upon their return, their veterans' benefits are getting cut. Joke's on them, I suppose.
by Rupert Smithers May 13, 2005
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