Decking

Passing out drunk at the end of the night.

She is drinking way too much vodka! That girl is gonna be decking by midnight.

by Sheila M May 3, 2007

decking tool

When you want to call someone a fucking hoe but want to be polite.

Decking= Fucking
Tool= hoe

She's a decking tool!!

by TheOGGoat! September 28, 2017

denkinger

A motherfucking pimp. Never let this man goal.

He’s a denkinger, he’s literally so cool.

by thefaxspeaker November 18, 2020

Desking

The act of a man throwing a desk at a man or woman,then making a hole by smashing his erection through the desk,and having sex with the person who was hit by the desk.

Mom:Jill!Why are you in a wheel chair?!

Girl:John desked me 5 times very roughly!I told him I hate desking!

by Ruffman8890 December 25, 2013

Double Decking

Taking a dump into the toilet tank so when a person flushes the toilet they are astonished to see a turd come down.

Marlene was shocked at the Omega Mu House party when she flushed the toilet and a big nasty frat boy turd came down and she realized that she had been the victim of double decking.

(WARNING: Do not try this. You could easy break a toilet. )

by Zoro the Ass Bandit April 2, 2013

Decking

The sexual act (preferably between a male and a female) in which the male pushes fecal matter (preferably hard) half-way out of his anus. In doing so, the female grabs the terd with her non-terd lips and begins pushing it in and out...in and out...in and out...in and out. The male (whom is enjoying the inning and the outting greatly) allows the female to this until the terd has dissolved in her once fresh mouth. The male then kisses the girl and says "mmm...thanks for breakfest and lunch" then they laugh

Male: "Hoooooney!!!" Female: "Yees hun?" Male: "Dadddy gotta go poopy :(" Female : "Aww w well we just threw all of our food at the tv so come and DECK ME!!" Male: "YAY!" Ring Ring...Ring Ring (Voicemail) "Hi, you have reached the Deckers, we are probably Decking right now so leave the ants in the back"

by yowussup September 29, 2010

Double Decking

you and a friend both fucking girls on a bunk bed in a synchronized manner

Bob and Alex double decking dimes on bunk bed in tune

by Rage-hard and no regard November 19, 2011