david S.

a gross little pervert

is that david S. ?
yes he’s a little perv

by blehzlelebsjeeleld October 24, 2025

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Where's David?

A very tasty drink!

MANGO DELIGHT!

Ingredients: Mountain Holler (Red Howl), Cucumbers, Lime Juice, 3 drops of tomatoe juice, and crushed ice.

TUTTI FUCKIN' FRUTTI!!! Where's David?

by James Cody Baker August 1, 2011

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Where's David Day takes place on 4/20, festivities include taping up your least favorite cousin named Austin's shoes and give them to him in Christmas wrapping paper. If he moves the shoes before Where's David Day is over, it is considered a party foul and he must take a walk through a swamp.

Where's David Day! only happens once a year.

by Cody James Baker August 1, 2011

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David Bowie's Armadillo

A obscure sexual move popularized by repeated viewings of the 1986 film "Labyrinth". It entails dressing up as David Bowie's character Jareth, from the film, and attaching brown dildos (length must exceed 7 inches but be no longer than 13) to the articulatio radiocarpea of both arms. While penetrating both the anus and vagina, "Jareth" must sing "Magic Dance" with the receiving partner singing the goblins' parts. If available, cocaine (slime and snails or puppy dogs' tails are popular substitutes) should be snorted off the lower back of the receiver. This second act is, of course, referred to as a "Lady Stardust".

Nathan: Hey what'd you get Aniston for her birthday?

Aaron: Got her David Bowie's Armadillo and some Lady Stardust bro.

Nathan: Damn that's nasty as fuck my man!

Aaron: Stardust is a hell of a drug.

by Ziggy Cumdust January 12, 2011

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david dobrik's vlog

the best thing you can watch in the world noting else

person 1- what are you watching
person 2-the best thing in the world
person1-Disney channel
person 2- NO?!!? DAVID DOBRIK'S VLOG

by new vlog squad member December 21, 2019

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rhy's davies

a absolute mad lad with a 10 inch cock every night have loves to chow down on some soup especialy leek and spinich soup on rednose day you dont ever see him and his red nose because he is very lonely so he pretends the red nose is hos mum and he plays with it.

why was rhy's davies missing on red nose day

by joshdadwarf December 11, 2018

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