dave chappelle

A compulsive masturbator who talks about it on TV.

Wu Tang Clan ain’t nothin’ to mess with *jerks himself off.*

by Philip and Randy June 23, 2004

dave chappelle

Quite possibly the most over-rated man in the history of comedy. He has caused the overuse of stupid lines such as, "I'm Rick James bitch." Sure it was funny to hear the FIRST time but that was all, I mean please people give it up.

Im rick james bitch......

by co_ry September 17, 2005

dave chappelle

the best comidien in the world.... the blackest comidien ever.

did you see the blackest comidien dave chappelle yesterday... he was the shiznit

by br_ronaldinho10 May 21, 2006

Dave Chappelle

One of the greatest comedians of our time. Dave Chappelle once hosted a show back in 2004 on Comdy Central called, Chappelle's Show. The show featured many skits, lots having to do with black and / or white people, and sometimes celebrities. However, after the 2nd season, the show sadly ended, the world then declined into depression. People thought their lives were ruined, because they would no longer hear the angel-like voice of Dave Chappelle any longer. Then something called, YouTube came along and everyone began posting Dave Chappelle clips, and the world was saved.

Dave Chappelle is my favorite comedian, and his voice is incredible.

by KoolDude8690 October 21, 2012

Dave Chappelle

Comedy Central comedian who's apparently crazier than a shithouse rat. However, shithouse rats don't usually spend thousands of bucks on blow. Does Dave? I suppose we'll find out soon enough.

Unfortunately, we won't be seeing Dave Chappelle's third season anytime soon.

by Vin Kerosene May 14, 2005

Dave Chappelle

A man with a show on Comedy Central who is essentially the Carlos Mencia of black people, minus the "DEH DEH DEH" catchphrase. He's just as unfunny as Mencia, too.

Widely known examples of Dave Chappelle's "humour":

1. "DAVID CHAPPELLE?!"
"THAT'S RIGHT, BITCH."

2. "I'm Rick James, bitch!"

3. "YEAH. WHAT? OKAY."

by Lt. Dave March 2, 2008

Dave Chappelle

This funny white comedian who hosts his own show and does funny skits about god and jesus and how much he loves fudge. He also hates black people for some reason.

"Damn, I was walking on a sidewalk, and a nigga came up to me and said 'yo dogg!' and I slapped the bitch!"

-Dave Chappelle

by mungo April 24, 2005