Doot dartism

Mental urges that make you walk around saying doot dart in a constipated voice

Guy 1 doot dart doot dart
Guy 2 ayo what’s wrong man
Guy 1 doot dart doot dart
Guy 2 oh he must have doot dartism

by Pedro el taco man September 4, 2020

adam danish

adam means the first person ever created by god

danish means smart af

im so adam danish
nah he's not as adam danish as i thought

by apfkxndjfjdifjf November 22, 2021

danisnotonfire

A full-time internet hobo

fan: What's your job?
danisnotonfire: I'm a full-time internet hobo!

by SophieLou January 21, 2013

danish shower

a inside joke from one direction

I can make your tears fall down like the showers that are Danish
Danish showers instead of british showers

by anonymous November 15, 2020

Danism

Danists practice sleeping with on socks on and riding bikes without helmets.

A religion founded by the greatest Dan that lives in the midwestern continental part of the United States.
In Dan Hickey, We Trust.

"Danism is considerably the greatest religion that exists!" exclaimed Al Gore.

by 404 Name Not Found March 21, 2019

Danish drop-off

is the next best thing to getting a ride home.

It's 4 am, you're out hanging out with people, you ask a Danish who lives in your area if he/she can drop you off home. He/she will say yes. You will get dropped a few blocks away from your place, at his/her place and need to walk for 10-20 min to your place. That's a Danish drop-off.

by lightside July 25, 2010

Danish Thanksgiving

A sexual act involving filling a woman's anus with danish cream filling via a turkey baster, then two or more males engage in sexual intercourse with said anus. Afterwards, everyone eats the danish cream filling, hence the "thanksgiving".

Baltzer: "So I was at my friend Sigmund's house with some other guys and this freaky chick Adelina let us do a Danish thanksgiving on her!"

Lars: "So did you eat the Danish cream filling?"

Baltzer: "Yeah man you know it!"

Lars: "Wow you're one sick fucker"

by Betrayal, Inc. October 24, 2011