Douche Nozzle

A word Defining a real special kinda person...you know the kind that never shuts the fuck up and always whines about silly shit....it adds insult to injury...when the normal douche just won't do the job...you refer to a person as a Douche nozzle!! Implying that they themselves clean dirty Vaginas!!! XD ahahaa!!

That Bradley Hodges is being extra Douchey today...man he is being a real Douche Nozzle!! lolololol!!!

by ebower November 30, 2011

Douche Nozzle

Being such a douche bag that you are actually compared to the end inserted into one ass.

Ya know he is seriously a douche nozzle

by Fat man walkin May 25, 2009

douche-nozzle

The person you see walking down the street sporting a hot girlfriend who is way out of his league. The fact that he is porking her makes him a douche-nozzle.

Shannon Elizabeth's (Nadia from American Pie)husband Joe Reitman is a douche-nozzle.

by Rick C. May 13, 2005

douche nozzle

a universal word used in the event that you forget the actual word or just don't want to use it.

Q:What is the soup of the day?
A:Douche nozzle
Q:Do you like the new guy at work?
A:No. He is a huge douche nozzle
Q:What kind of dog is that?
A:It is a douche nozzle.
Q:Where would you like to sit?
A:On the douche nozzle!

by Sara Gallagher January 9, 2008

douche nozzle

the douche equivalent to "ass hole"

Hey, asshole!
-OR-
Hey, Douche Nozzle!!!!!

by michael December 9, 2003

Douche Nozzle

To be a creator of douches or to be the god of douche bags as well as being completely full of themselves. Only a select few have been able to claim this title.

Guy 1: Hey, did you hear, Greg is dating his ex-girlfriend's best friend?

Guy 2: Yeah, hes really a douche nozzle.

by MasterofSkyrim November 14, 2011

Douche Nozzle

a person who is stupid or socially awkward in an ignorant, intentional way; someone who goes out of their way to be an asshole

That guy that cut me off on the highway today is a real douche nozzle

by shift665 September 1, 2013