Occurs when a man poops on a girls chest and then sticks the poop up her nose. She then proceeds to give him a blow job and, before he cums, he punches her in the head so that the cum comes out of her nose. BUT WAIT!!! The cum can't come out of her nose because there is poopy in the way. So, at this point the man is pretty grossed out and proceeds to throw up on the girl's chest. In an attempt to calm down, the man smokes a cigar in the girls vagina. Lastly, he will pick up a Colt .45, shoot her, and then shoot himself.
We gather here today in memory of Bob and Jess. However, we should take comfort in knowing that they died happy... In the process of performing a French Doorbell.
by Stysko Dyk April 14, 2011
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Jimmy used the redneck doorbell to let Charlene know he was out front waiting to take her to the Dairy Stripe.
by Markwonder November 27, 2010
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by Sean1331 January 18, 2019
Get the Chocolate doorbell mug.The act of getting the attention of some one inside a house by sitting in your car and honking the horn repeatedly rather than getting off your ass and ringing the bell or knocking. This method is particularly popular in New Haven CT when you are trying to sleep.
by The Duke of Hayhay April 28, 2014
Get the New Haven doorbell mug.A car horn that is honked instead of the driver getting out of his or her vehicle to knock on the door of the person they are picking up. Most often used in apartment complexes and urban areas, usually followed by the maximum occupancy of a pickup truck being violated severely.
If Juan insists on using the CUBAN DOORBELL every morning at 6:30, I'm going to start tossing bricks off the balcony onto his hood.
by Sunnie July 23, 2007
Get the cuban doorbell mug.When a women or man (the 'doorbellee') bends over on all fours and you (the 'doorbeller') approach from behind and, with the index finger extended, press on the rectum and then slowly insert the finger, as if ringing a 'doorbell'.
"Stacey was not aware that Nich was present while she was bent over reading a magazine on the floor in the nude until he approached her from behind and rang "The Doorbell."
by The Pole January 27, 2010
Get the The Doorbell mug.Instead of ringing the doorbell or knocking on the door upon arriving at another person's domicile, the ricer will instead rev the engine of their unnecessarily loud Honda, Toyota, or Mitsubishi.
Person 1:Did you hear that shit? Some ricer is just revving his motor in your neighbor's driveway
Person 2: Nah, that's just my hoodrat neighbor's boyfriend. He thinks his Civic is a fucking race car, so he rings the ricer doorbell whenever he picks her up.
Person 1: What a douchebag
Person 2: Nah, that's just my hoodrat neighbor's boyfriend. He thinks his Civic is a fucking race car, so he rings the ricer doorbell whenever he picks her up.
Person 1: What a douchebag
by JohnnyRicer April 9, 2010
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