Used to express not giving a fuck, but when not giving a fuck doesn't go far enough. A bakers fuck has an inverse relationship to a bakers dozen. Where a bakers dozen includes one extra, a bakers fuck includes one less. Hence, not giving a bakers fuck is giving even less fucks than usual.

The delivery is very important. You must always have a slight pause after the bakers and heavily emphasize the fuck.

Steve: Dude, this new vegan protein shake really hit the spot.

Zach: I don't give a bakers fuck about your vegan protein.

I don't give a bakers fuck by zackgee July 12, 2016

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i don't give a flying fuck

Not a single floating fuck was given.

Bitches: OMG... I just uploaded the pic of my lunch on instagram so everyone knows what im eating.
ME: I don't give a flying fuck. Either should everyone else.

i don't give a flying fuck by chiet December 11, 2013

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I don't give a rats fuck

Not giving a fuck, especially that of rats. Not the even lowest fucks were given. You really do not give a fuck.

Did you hear about their break up??
No I don't give a rats fuck.

I don't give a rats fuck by Ratman6969 February 28, 2013

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don't give a flying fuck

literally i don't give a fuck with the addition of flying.

hey dude you need to clean up your mess or you will get in trouble

i don't give a flying fuck mate.

don't give a flying fuck by The Autistic Walrus July 5, 2016

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