No it isn't Jordan! No it isn't! This is You trying to reframe what constitutes belief to justify taking all of that Christian money. To believe in THE CHRISTIAN GOD is to believe that THE THINGS IN THE BOOK DID, ARE, AND WILL HAPPEN, Jordan. Is the Christian God THERE Jordan. Is it THERE and does it have the attributes it is depicted to have in the bible OR.... OR... IS IT NOT THERE, Jordan? Is that A THING THAT YOU THINK? DO YOU THINK THAT THE CREATURE IS THERE? IS THAT A THING YOU THINK OR DO YOU NOT THINK THAT? ARE YOU A BOY OR ARE YOU A GIRL, JORDAN?
Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "Belief in God is WHATEVER I DO AND NOT THE THING I DON'T DO! Ok!? So if I don't actually believe in God, then, actually believing in God isn't actually believing in God, OK!? Believing in God is something else entirely! Now... Ok!? You can't just ACTUALLY BELIEVE that God is THERE... You gotta... You gotta, like, grapple with the IDEA that it MIGHT be there! And then you gotta interpret the book so that WHATEVER YOU DO... Is doing the Book! Even if you contradict yourself AND THE BOOK! Right!? See, God (and by extension all higher-order abstractions) is whatever I need to do be, moment to moment, for me to maintain a certain level of moral superiority. So, maturity? Whatever I need it to be, moment to moment. Belief? Whatever I need it to be, moment to moment? God? You got it! Whatever I need it to be, moment to moment."
by Hym Iam May 21, 2024
Get the Belief in God is WHATEVER I DO AND NOT THE THING I DON'T DO mug.1 The first sentence uttered in a (fake) apology video, with the deep sigh and the message "I'm sorry you feel that way" and "Look at the ad I added in this video".
2 You should fuck off, don't do the video to the person you are talking to.
2 You should fuck off, don't do the video to the person you are talking to.
1 ... * sigh * Guys... I didn't want to do this video...
2 Person 1: Let's do this video!
Person 2: No, I don't want to do this video.
Person 1: But it will...
Person 2: NO, I DON'T WANT TO DO THIS VIDEO!
2 Person 1: Let's do this video!
Person 2: No, I don't want to do this video.
Person 1: But it will...
Person 2: NO, I DON'T WANT TO DO THIS VIDEO!
by GanonPianeti December 2, 2021
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Hym "What? 'Don't do it?' You clearly do not want that. I AM NOT GOING TO LET YOU STEAL EVERYTHING FROM ME!"
by Hym Iam July 27, 2024
Get the Don't do it mug.Hym "When I say 'definitely don't do this' it means 'do it' and then when I tell you to do things it means don't do it? 'MORALITY DOESN'T APPLOI TO ME WHEN I'M DOING IT FOR MY KIDS! YOU HAVE TO DO MY INCEST CULT AND I DON'T!' That is what this is."
by Hym Iam March 4, 2025
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