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Black diplomacy

The act of settling disputes (typically petty) through ghetto fistfighting. Similar to "nigga moments" but instead involves no weapons and the participants are not required to be african american.
Man 1: *mistakingly bumps into man 2 on bus*

Man 2: proceeds to take off white t-shirt

Man 1: proceeds to take of white t-shirt

Narrator: "ladies and gentlemen, you are about to witness black diplomacy"
by Gordenmastur February 1, 2021
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Twinkie diplomacy

A type of unorthodox diplomacy that involves throwing a Twinkie at a public official.
The mayor of the town just received a Twinkie diplomacy.
by Word Madman October 30, 2021
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trump diplomacy

The art of negotiating on behalf of your country with representatives from other countries in a indelicate and effective way.
The President of the United States used his trump diplomacy skills to get the President of Mexico to agree to pay for the border wall.
by Curriemrusmc February 1, 2017
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Facebook Diplomacy

1.The Concept, Idea, or Action of one issuing goodwill on Facebook, or really any other social network.

2.The connotative form of definition #1, where someone makes an often futile and socially awkward attempt at socialization on a social network (such as facebook), often with no previous communication to the receiver nor any plans to follow up in real life.
Example for definition #1:

Steve: "Hey, did you know what you did at the party last night?"
Joe: "Dude, I was too smashed to remember."
Steve: "You freaking puked on Sarah! It was hilarious!"
Joe: "What?! Great, now I'm going to have to pull some Facebook Diplomacy."

Example for Definition #2
Joe: "Hey, you know that girl that gives me the stink-eye at work?"
Steve: "The one that never talks to you?"
Joe: "Yeah. She just invited me to be on her "best friends" app."
Steve: "Weird. But that's Facebook Diplomacy for yah though."
by Mr. Pistachio May 11, 2010
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Even diplomacy

Even diplomacy :
Even diplomacy is nonexistent and pointless.
1. If your even in something, it is pointless to barter it away by even diplomacy.

2. As Frederick the Great once remarked, 'diplomacy without force is like music without instruments'.

3. Or as I am now posting even diplomacy is pointless.
by Walker Michigan May 5, 2009
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Irish Diplomacy

An ancient method of diplomacy from the Emerald Isle. Two men who have an issue with each other agree to sit down at a table with a bottle of whisky between them. As they discuss their issue, they must match each other shot for shot. The diplomatic relations are not over until the bottle is gone or someone dies.
"Hey, why were you hanging out with Emily? I thought you hated that chick for stealing from you."
"It's all fine now, we used Irish Diplomacy and worked everything out"
by Panzerbjorn November 2, 2011
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Katrina Diplomacy

A politically correct phrase denoting a group or party which has been sent as a diplomat into a foriegn state or nationality for diplomatic or conservative purposes. see prophet, diplomat
Biblical: 'Moses was a prophet in favor of Katrina Diplomacy policies...'

Economical: 'The brokers rallied in favor of the Katrina Diplomacy tactics...'
by Habatchii October 9, 2007
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