Cumgun

Some who has so much sex there dick is referred to as a cum gun

Mom: Aaron what’s this mess?
Aaron: Sorry mom my cumgun was going to work

by YourDadIsBlack April 12, 2019

Cummunism

A society in which cummodities and the means of ejaculation are collectively owned. In such a society, no one can deny his fellow citizen the right to jack him off on the grounds that he alone owns his penis; given that his penis would be collectively-owned, everyone would have the opportunity to wank his neighbor, free of charge (though certainly not "discharge").

This system is sometimes known as "Commujizm."

"I much prefer cummunism to fapitalism; I believe that such a society would allow for a much more egalitarian distribution of cum. What do you think, cumrade?"

"Cummunism looks good on paper, but has never worked in reality; it is simply not in humans' nature to equitably distribute semen amongst the various classes of society, and the Tragedy of the Cummons poses a significant obstacle to any society that hopes to implement it effectively."

"The problem with cummunism is that eventually you run out of other people's semen."

by dangitbobbeh July 31, 2016

Cumguzz

Shortened, snappier form of the word cumguzzler. A person who partakes in the act of cumguzzling. Also, cumguzz is a term of endearment.

Person 1: See that chick over there?
Person 2: Yeah...
Person 1: She a serious cumguzz.

As a greeting: Yo! What up my lil' cumguzz?

by 1divinehammer February 18, 2013

Cummunism

A system where everyone cums at the same time and in equal amounts

"Cummunism is far superior to Cumitalism,"

by Fiveduck June 26, 2021

cummunism

During an sex party, you blow your load on everyone instead of one person, a.k.a sharing your wealth equally amongst everyone else.

Albert: "Hey, I'm gonna have a banging sex party later, we can blow all our loads on this girl's fat ass!"
Christopher: "I'm more into cummunism myself, though."

by Lock Cover May 6, 2018

cumbungle

A foreigner who fraudulently attempts to obtain money from someone online is a "cumbungle"

That foreign bloke tried to scam me out of £500 online. He is such a cumbungle!

by Julian Le Flange July 26, 2017

Cum gun

When your dick is harder than a diamond in a ice storm and your member is hot and loaded for that sweet sweet puss and you shoot your baby batter at a designated target with supreme accuracy

Timmy shot Susan in the eye with his throbbing cum gun

by Tall,dark,and Sticky December 5, 2018