Cryptical

When someone is being cryptic and cynical at the same time.

Mad girlfriend: "Oh, right. Well if YOU don't know what you did, you loser, I'm certainly NOT going to tell you."

Boyfriend: "C'mon Sheryl. Stop being so dang cryptical."

by John Sturtevant December 24, 2008

Crypticism

Being cryptic and cynical simultaneously.

Mad girlfriend: "Oh, right. Well if YOU don't know what you did, you loser, I'm certainly NOT going to tell you."

Boyfriend: "C'mon Sheryl. You're so full of crypticism tonight."

by John Sturtevant April 11, 2007

Cryptochronicpelkalite

A girlfriend so perfect she is to hard to describe. She drives you crazy and you can't help but love her and want to wife her up.

My girl is on some next level cryptochronicpelkalite.

by Mason_nh July 19, 2017

cryptic_swordsman

cryptic_swordsman

cryptic_swordsman Is the most goated TikToker that makes the most fire edits

by F4er March 13, 2021

CryptoCracker

White guy obsessed with Crypto, talks about it excessively, attempts to figure out ways to maximise profit to the point it makes him a crackhead

How did that date guy with that cute guy on Tinder you showed me?

Ugh, total cryptocracker

by gw31 January 28, 2022

cryptocarrier

The first cryptocarrier was invented by Helium Mobile, you essentially pay people that deployed Helium 5G radios on their house across the US, these radios give carrier subscribers access to the internet and phone calls for much cheaper instead of paying other big expensive carriers! Oh also.. you get rewarded in crypto for being a subscriber! All you have to do is use your phone, stream content, tweet, search things on the internet!

You don't have a cryptocarrier? Man.. you're wasting so much money..

by Wireless2 October 13, 2022

cryptic_swordsman

Cryptic_Swordsman is the definition of what it means to be an absolute god

Man I just wish I was as cool as Cryptic_swordsman

by CrypticSwordsman March 4, 2021