stuey cradle

the most dominating force in wrestling

the stuey cradle is ryans worst nightmare

by ryan burton February 4, 2008

Cradle Dater

Someone who dates somebody much younger than themselves.

Russle Brand is a cradle dater because he married Katy Perry who is ten years younger.

by Sasha Ramsi June 21, 2011

Missouri Newton's Cradle

The Missouri Newton's Cradle is an activity in which 4 or more men tie a rope or string with a weight around their scrotum. They line up, generally close together and facing one direction, and the one in the front pulls their weight forward and releases it so it hits the weight behind his. This will go on to the last person and then you have completed the Missouri Newton's Cradle.

Have you seen Josh, he has been walking funny ever since he took 50 pounds at last night's Missouri Newton's Cradle.

by Iaasic the conquer September 29, 2019

cradle robber

a term which is often jokingly targetted to an older partner in a relationship, or, one that lays with those under the age of consent

wow, it looks as if she's robbin' the cradle - they start young now-a-days eh?

by Ilianivich March 15, 2003

Judas Cradle

Literally a torture device used by the catholic church which is a pyramid that the victim was forced to sit on as it slowly violated their rectal orifice.

Figuratively, it is anything that is 1) representative of "the system" or power structure, and 2) considered an annoyance or abuse to an individual or group.

"Tycho" of the the web comic 'Penny Arcade' used this term to describe Windows Vista in one of his news updates.

Some compulsory elements of a bureaucratic system could be considered analogous to a Judas Cradle if they are deemed unfair, unjust, inconvenient, too severe, or unreasonable, such as certain taxes or legal and economic restrictions, depending on your point of view.

by Bob7493 October 29, 2008

rocking the cradle

when you have a relationship with someone who is very young

Jack: Yo, How old is Rebecca?
Joe: She is 14, why?
Jack: aw dude that aint right, your rocking the cradle

by poprocks June 20, 2007

cradlesnatcher

Someone (usually a male) who dates people much younger than them

He's such a cradlesnatcher, 17 and going out with a 13 year old

by AmyW July 16, 2007