corn dog

the act of scraping the yeast infection off your girls pussy and smearing it b/w her boobs and titty fucking

oohh yea baby this corn dog sure feels hella good

by sean May 19, 2003

corn dog

having sex with your girl while she has a yeast infection and sticking your dick in her mouth

Man, my bitch was smellin funky last night, so I gave her a corn dog.

by podawg May 15, 2009

Franconia Corn Dog

When you take a corn cob from the outhouse and use it to ream your chick, because you drank too much moonshine and can't keep it up.

"Sweet mercy, Klem, I done got so shitfaced off that New Hampshire Hooch, I gave yer cuz--my sister--one grade-a Franconia Corn Doggin'!

by Gornlo January 24, 2011

Corn dog horse

More commonly known as unicorns. They're a group of introverted horses in a cult that wear rainbow colored corn dogs taped to their heads. The reason why we never see them is because their religion is against all human interaction and once they do contact humans their corn dogs are taken away and they're forced to live as normal horses. So basically a conspiracy theory about the existence of unicorns.

Corn dog horses might just be the best conspiracy theory of the century to be honest.

by Corn dog horse May 30, 2020

Colombian corn dog

A penis that has been covered entirely with cocaine powder.

That coke head sheila at the club last night couldn't get enough of my colombian corn dog.

by M. Oxlong March 22, 2017

corn dog

A time when you're naked and wrapped in nothing except a cover.

Bro ever night before bed I get corn dogged up.

Man I corn dog every where I go

I wish I could just sit back and corn dog

by Lucky Dude December 15, 2013

Moldy Corn-dog

The sexual act of vomiting on a man's penis while giving it a blow job.

X: Can I please give you a Moldy Corn-dog?
Y: Ewww, no way!

by Pain E. December 8, 2010