You got me hyped up for cookie dough

A term coined by "CoffeeMc'Coffee" that means: When a false promise is made and it is not properly fulfilled - it subverts expectations by delivering a lower-quality result instead of what was originally promised.

Person A: YO LISTEN! I GOT THE BEST COOKIES IN TOWN! COME ON OVER RIGHT NOW!!
Person B: Oh cool, let's go there.
Person B: Dude.. what the heck? You're giving me cookie dough? YOU GOT ME HYPED UP FOR COOKIE DOUGH??

by coffeemccoffee9 September 24, 2025

Play Dough Cookie

Yellow, blue, and pink cookie, soft and chewy. Sold at Giant Eagle stores for $2.99, you luckily get 6 cookies with your small investment. Delicious cookie, colors vary, BEST IF EATEN IN THE FIRST 3 DAYS OF PURCHASE.

play dough cookie

by Penelope Komo May 18, 2011

cookie from your own dough

taste of your own medicine; seeking revenge

Your girlfriend blew all your money. Well, you shouldn't be cheating on her... you got your cookie from your own dough, dude!

by DutchE March 29, 2015

cookie doughboy

Taking a tube of cookie dough to masturbate with.

Guy so well-endowed, he's hung like a roll of cookie dough.

Becky was sex starved and went to the frig to find a cookie doughboy to masturbate with.
OOOOugh......I love my cookie doughboy!

What a tasty idea!

OH Jethro, bring over your cookie doughboy, I'm ready for some action!

by kimgee April 25, 2010

cookie dougher

a person who gives a dirty sanchez then french kisses that person, therefore getting shit in there mouth

He is a cookie dougher

by Andrew Rubio August 10, 2003

cookiedough

Sexual intercourse.
To insert the penis into the vagina.

I'd cookiedough her into a coma!!!

by CookieDough is Sex December 15, 2008

Cookiedoughnut

A Cookie that looks like a Doughnut.

I went to the Bakery and ask
"Do you have any Cookiedoughnut's?"
They go "What's that?"

by Cookiedoughnut2 September 5, 2024