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Coinstar Poor

The state of being so ridiculously strapped for cash, you're forced with one last option: scrounging for change so you can cash them in. Usually occurs towards the beginning of the week, after blowing your whole paycheck on fast food, booze, strippers and/or illegal drugs over the weekend.
Jake: Hey Dave, Britney and I are going out for sushi. Why don't you bring that chick you were hitting on Saturday night with us? We'll all go together!

Dave: Nah man, Saturday night I spent all my money on pizza and beer. I'm coinstar poor.
by brokeasajoke88 February 2, 2010
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Coinstaring

when you scour the house for coins in order to go to coinstar and exchange your coins for weed money
We are so poor we had to go coinstaring for weed money.
by mwillis March 21, 2010
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canis interruptus

Getting interrupted by your dog while being engaged in a sexual act with your partner.
Joe: "What happened last night with Mary? I thought you guys were hitting it off?"
Fred: "Yeah, the dog came in and well... canis interruptus."
by sixshooter August 23, 2010
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Canistel

1. An evergreen tree native to Central America that yields fruit of the same name.
2. A progressive rock trio from Monroe, New York known for its interesting choice in covers and skillful execution of prog rock.
1. "Hey, could you pass me a canistel fruit? I'm hungry."

2. Person #1: "I heard Canistel played progressive rock for five days straight."
Person #2: "That sounds both plausible and likely."
by Canistel September 14, 2010
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Con con is on on

When someone’s personality is remarkable and original. It is considered to be used only when someone is above and beyond expectations.
*Friend gets elected class president

Annie: “woah man con con is on on”
by Annedawg March 10, 2020
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Coinshine

Originally meant a money grubbing and fiscally unscrupulous individual, but has grown to encompass any kind of unpleasant individual or thing; used to describe an unacceptable state or condition.

V. To con or swindle, to make someone part with their money by the use of ruse and deception. Also used to describe an action that hurts the physical integrity of a thing or individual.
“You’re being a real Coinshine”
“You’re picking me up in that coinshine of a car?”
“I got coinshined out of my paycheck by that man

“Can you quit coinshining my wall with that hammer?”
by AK Deseret January 29, 2022
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two coïns

"have u heard two coïns new song?"
"nah not yet but I bet its a banger like fix me"
by adiot October 29, 2020
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