by Scott Hubbard December 11, 2003
the rawkingest post hardcore/emo band EVER! The hair! Its aliiive! augh! IKSOSE:3 is fabulous...mmmmm shiny and new...
Bring on The 29th man! wooooooo!
Bring on The 29th man! wooooooo!
Emo Dude #1: Hey, you going to see Coheed and Cambria Tonight?
Emo Dude #2: Yeah, cool! Rawk on man!
Emo Dude #2: Yeah, cool! Rawk on man!
by Pretty Vacant May 17, 2004
I used to listen to Rush, but I just wasn't getting beat up enough. Recently, I got in to Coheed and Cambria, and now people are lined up daily to kick my ass.
by Streep May 17, 2006
A band that somehow made the world's best deal with the devil - they can produce what sounds like three cats being strangled in a blender during World War II and somehow convince a legion of slavering fans that it constitutes music. Not only that, but it's somehow worth a five-goddamn-part masturbatory epic about two fucking fantasy characters that Claudio Sanchez probably thought up sometime in third grade and just never let go. Fuck that guy. He looks like a yeti and sings like Robert Plant without the tone, talent, and masculine voice.
Also, evidence that there is no just and loving God.
Also, evidence that there is no just and loving God.
- Hey, dude, just bought the new Coheed and Cambria album!
- What a coincidence. I am actually a sophisticated killing machine from the future, sent back to kill all trace of this apocalyptically bad music!
*shoots in head*
2. -I was praying the other day, and -
- Coheed and Cambria.
- THOU HAST FORSAKEN ME, O LORD! I RENOUNCE THY NAME!
- What a coincidence. I am actually a sophisticated killing machine from the future, sent back to kill all trace of this apocalyptically bad music!
*shoots in head*
2. -I was praying the other day, and -
- Coheed and Cambria.
- THOU HAST FORSAKEN ME, O LORD! I RENOUNCE THY NAME!
by Brian Stokes Mitchell March 3, 2006
Some sort of emo/hair metal/prog rock hellish trifecta of pain that has managed to gather many loyal fans, they are led by a castrato singer with a really fucking high voice that turns a lot of people off while at the same time mesmerizes Geddy Lee fans.
Also, they release concept albums that would make Pete Townshend want to dig his own grave so he may spin in it. Did I mention the part where the band is overhyped?
Also, they release concept albums that would make Pete Townshend want to dig his own grave so he may spin in it. Did I mention the part where the band is overhyped?
by KVENNE September 15, 2006
THE SICKEST CONCEPT BAND EVER!!! With such albums as Second Stage Turbine Blade, In Keeping Secrets of Silent earth:3, Good Apollo, I'm Burning Star IV: Volume One: From Fear through the Eyes of Madness, Good Apollo, I'm Burning Star IV: Volume Two: No World For Tomorrow, Live at La Zona Rosa and Live at Starland Ballroom they are quickly becoming a cult phenomenon! With influences such as Thursday and At the Drive In they have formed their own sound. Subconsciously sounding like former concept band Rush. They are one of a kind and worth every second or penny you put into them.
Dude 1: Have you ever heard of Coheed & Cambria?
Dude 2: Of course! They're only the BEST concept band ever!!
Dude 2: Of course! They're only the BEST concept band ever!!
by Big Eezy September 7, 2008