Cloutet

A deceivingly fat female genatalia. Usually found to be loose and smelly from receiving large dark cock on a regular basis.

She was giving me lip so i slapped that fool and gave her smelly cloutet a righteous stuffing.

by jonathan4443 April 18, 2010

closterfuck

Scumbag, big shit refering objects.

That car is a closterfuck

by XmaxGG October 28, 2015

Cloutery

Articles of clothing or objects that gain the user some clout.

What kind of cloutery you wearin today?

by Steelfoam April 5, 2019

closterbrobic

The uncomfortable feeling created in a situation, usually a social gathering involving alcohol, where there is an excess of "bro's" to an uncomfortable extent.

So yeah, I was at the Delt party but I just got too closterbrobic and had to split.

by Nobro1 August 7, 2009

clonter

a fat greek mans willy

stop bein a clonter gemma!

by luc December 22, 2004

cloutier

Complete sieve, often chokes in big games. Couldn't save a beachball. Generally used in reference to hockey, especially if one is a vancouver canuck fan.

Holy hell, martin brodeur choked more then cloutier this year!

Hes a real cloutier, that holmqvist

by osmun August 27, 2007

closter

A sweet fuckin town!!!!!! here you can get almost anything if you know the right ppl. basically a town filled with rich kids
who have nuthin better to do then party nd smoke up nd get fucked up. its the place to go when you wanna chill and meet ppl nd do almost anything. its the place to go when you live nearby cuz you'll have the time of your life!!!! by far one of the greatest towns ever. we got hott gurls, rich kids, big houses, and the best parties.

closter is the best fuckin town ever pplz

by camelz July 18, 2006