Cockhawk, I thought I made this up a few years ago. Then I found it here. There's always some kind of loose ho out to swoop in on my handsome guy. They are usually loud and obnoxious too and they have a call like a bird of prey. The cockhawk call is "CAWK HAWK CAWK HAWK" !
I heard the cockhawk coming before she swooped in and tried to get his cock. I heard "CAWK HAWK CAWK HAWK!" Luckily my guy ducked just in time to be missed by her talons.
by ClaireVoyant13 April 17, 2025
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A person who lives and dies by the clock-in, clock-out. Constantly chasing hours like a lab rat in a time maze. Thinks having a “steady job” is a flex, yet can’t go 12 minutes without complaining about it.
Synonyms:
Wage mage, Shift gremlin, Punchcard patriot
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A person who lives and dies by the clock-in, clock-out. Constantly chasing hours like a lab rat in a time maze. Thinks having a “steady job” is a flex, yet can’t go 12 minutes without complaining about it.
Synonyms:
Wage mage, Shift gremlin, Punchcard patriot
Want one that targets the tech industry, gig economy, or office culture specifically?
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