chubbalupagus

Chubbalupagus is a common species of female humanoid native to urban and suburban environments, characterized by excess body weight in the form of wide hips, appreciable fupas, "muffin tops" and various expressions of back fat, flappy arms, thick ankles and a second chin.
Although normally a species considered to be prey and not predator, they often lure mates through online dating services by posting pictures of themselves that distort or entirely conceal their chubby features. It is only when the unsuspecting male meets the chubbalupagus in person that he realizes that he has been tricked by it and must thereby purchase food and drinks and possibly sleep with it.

Jensen: So I hear you have a new girlfriend?
Mack: She's not really a girlfriend?
Jensen: Whatdya mean? Didn't she spend the night at your place the other night?
Mack: She's a chubbalupagus, dude.
Jensen: Ooh, oh. Okay. I don't do that myself. But all the power to ya.

by McHardism February 14, 2012

chubadub

someone who is chubby fat chunky lard-ass lard fatass

"That girl is such a chubadub"

by Amberrrrrr June 23, 2006

chubbaby

Short form of saying "chubby baby." A childish individual who likes to eat a lot, preferably sweet food.

Boy: "Which one do you want? ice cream or smoothie?"
Girl: "I want both!"
Boy: "You're such a chubbaby..."

by pipibuju November 7, 2007

Chubbery

The generous spread of chubby fat on the body parts that are not covered with clothing, like in the neck area or calfs/thighs or triceps. Usually associated with obese people. A muffin top can be considered a part of chubbery.

Example : His dad got some serious chubbery surrounding his face. They better work on his diet!

by Hsirdab September 17, 2013

Chubalink

A person with baby fat/chub

"Ahh, look at that chubalink"

by whattheshit January 20, 2015

Nick Chubb

When ur dick gets semi-hard, not hard enough to stiff up but enough to beef it up

Yo I have a huge nick Chubb after Seeing Lisa walk by

by Kevinm September 15, 2019

chubbed

When a guy is turned on, but not quite ready to grab a couch pillow to awkwardly conceal his arousal- an erection that is safe for public consumption- i.e. not pitching a tent, but beginning to feel aroused.

When that girl with that fine ass bent over right in front of me to adjust the spoke nipples on her Fuji bicycle, I chubbed up a bit.

by Spinning Assassin April 16, 2010