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Full Chromosome

by Chaskey July 4, 2019
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Captain Chromosome

1. a nickname for a person who is so unbelievably stupid that they fuck up even the most basic of tasks
2. another way of telling someone they have way too many chromosomes
3. a way to call someone retarded
"Nice going, Captain Chromosome, you fucked the whole thing up"
by DinoLG September 3, 2021
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chromosome

Slang for the word man, or homie, or nigga. Mainly produced as a white man's version of the Bay Area term: Rogue. Used in the 650, mainly West Menlo Park. Created by two white boys from West Menlo park.
Alternative Term: Chromo.
Wasssupp Chromosome.
Just Chilling Rooogue.
by Mi0s April 25, 2007
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y chromosome

(disregard my definition above)

Chromosome which is found in males. XY = male. XX = female. Sperm can be either an X or Y chromosome. During fertilization, if the Y chromosome sperm reaches the egg, then the baby is a boy. If the X chromosome sperm reaches the egg, then the baby is a girl.
If the Y chromosome is going extinct within the next 10-50 million years, then (assuming humans will still be around) where the fuck will babies come from?! Women (XX genes) can't have babies by themselves. They need a man (XY genes). That makes no fucking sense. Third sex? XZ? WTF?
by e v i1 e1 m o June 22, 2004
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chromosome hoarder

A person so unbelievably stupid you might be lead to believe they have down syndrome even if they do not.
Many people have been killed by bullets coming back to earth after some chromosome hoarder like this guy shot it into the air.
by ixidor121 September 11, 2018
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THE Y CHROMOSOME

THE Y CHROMOSOME HAS BEEN PROVEN TO BE BIOLOGICALLY USELESS...WHY BOTHER?!
BRIAN:YOU CANNOT HAVE A HUMAN BEING WITHOUT THE X CHROMOSOME,THAT IS AN ABSOLUTE FACT!!THE Y CHROMOSOME IS USELESS WITH REGARDS TO THE BIOLOGICAL EQUATION OF HUMAN LIFE AND HOW IT FORMS FROM CHROMOSOMES TO THE ZYGOTE AND EVENTUALLY THE FOETUS..
SCUNNY DICKHEAD: OIIGGHT U COMMIN ON TO ME EH? WOT U ON ABT MATE CAN I AVE SOME OF WOT UR TOKIN U FUCKING NOOBEND??!
* brian kicks scunny to death for being such a fucking idiot*
by USELESSYCHROMOSOME April 23, 2009
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23-chromosome pudding

A man's ejaculate, warm and creamy, ready to be consumed by his sexual partner. So-called, because of the 23 chromosomes of DNA contained in the sperm.
Man, that girl I took to dinner last night was hot. She had some of my 23-chromosome pudding for dessert.
by perverted_one June 28, 2007
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