Choado Baggins

A hobbit with a penis wider than it is long. Is the "master of the ring".

"Wait up Mr. Choado!"

by Samwide the Tiger December 3, 2003

choadster

Someone who walks around thinking he's cool although he's really not.

"Look at Brad walking around thinking he is bad, what a totall choadster!!"

by DavidRH October 20, 2005

choda spike

the most horrible thing you could do to a boy. you take your index and middle finger and fold down the rest then you bam drive them as hard as you can into someones choda or taint.

one time i was walking up some stairs drunk and john was behind me and he choda spiked me soo hard it made me fall down the stairs on him and then i got sick all in all it was a bad bad night

by Lucas R August 30, 2006

Anime ka choda

A word used for Indian weebs who dedicate their hearts (pun intended) towards Japanese cartoons and 2D girls.

Jai: Bhai, please watch Naruto once, it will give you meaning of life.

Veeru: I'm an adult, and not an anime ka choda like you. Btw, lets watch Salman Khan's new movie.

by anonymous July 19, 2021

Choad Mongrel

A person who goes around collecting sperm for no particular reason.

Similar to a stamp collection... but its sperm.

1: Craigs such a Choad Mongrel.

2: What a creep..

by Nesnah February 12, 2009

Choda Hugger

A term to describe testicles that hang tightly to the body (specifically the choda). The opposite of saggy balls.

John was often mocked for his choda hugger testicles.

by Keygun April 1, 2009

choad lover

Choad being a short fat stubby weiner usually fatter than it is long.

Choad lover is one who just can't get enough choads.

Sandy really gets down on those short fatty weins. She's a real Choad Lover.

by Channing Tatunm Penis October 5, 2013