by jack6128 January 25, 2024
Get the Certificate of Authenticitymug. Any politician who isn't instantly a scumbag and lowlife gets bullied intensely as a socialist or marxist.
X person: "That politician over there, she wants to give pregnant women maternity leave to prevent infant mortalities and protect infants ensuring that their mothers are close by."
Y person: "Fucking Socialist!"
X person: "Now I know that politician has a Socialist Certification of Quality."
Y person: "Fucking Socialist!"
X person: "Now I know that politician has a Socialist Certification of Quality."
by BlankShouter March 17, 2023
Get the Socialist Certification of Qualitymug. A person who has no real skills in what they claim, but holds a certificate as "proof" of their expertise.
The programmer we hired is a total certificate merchant: he has an AWS Associates certificate but he has never touched AWS in his life. He's currently studying for Google one too.
by burgundyyyy October 15, 2022
Get the certificate merchantmug. A fraudulent birth certificate for the sole purpose to be allowed to play youth sports at a much older age. This usually extends into high school, when a fat, overweight 22 year old plays against 17-18 year olds.
Parent 1 - “hey, that kid has a full beard and a neck tattoo!”
Parent 2 - “looks like he got a Bruno Certificate from that doctor who works out of the motor lodge.”
Parent 2 - “looks like he got a Bruno Certificate from that doctor who works out of the motor lodge.”
by Twiggish January 17, 2022
Get the Bruno Certificatemug. 