bats in the cave

A description a woman may use for being celibate or not having had sex in some time.

It's been so long since I had sex that I got bats in the cave.

by Dmented29 August 25, 2008

Dead in the Cave

When a woman's vagina is as dry and unwelcoming as the sahara dessert.

"Men who drive PT Cruisers make me dead in the cave".

by reefermadness182 August 20, 2013

bats in a cave

When you penetrate an asshole and moments after you pull out, a small piece of shit flies out like a bat coming out of a cave. Think of the shit as the bat and the asshole as the cave... bats in a cave.

Me and my girlfriend did anal lastnight and there were bats in her cave. there fore bats in a cave/

by sobbymop December 5, 2016

snake in the cave

When one desperately needs to relieve oneself and the lower intenstine is full to capacity.

“I wish Bec and the kids would hurry up in the bathroom; there’s a snake in the cave!”

by Pedro4444 November 4, 2017

cliff in the cave

A visible piece of food stuck or wedged in between teeth.

Yo bro, you've got a cliff in the cave, better get it out before you see Julie.

Dude that is the largest cliff in the cave I've ever seen.

by The H-Master October 22, 2014

In a Cave

phrase/meme: a meme that depicts the fictional character Tony Start swinging a hammer in a cave while making the first Ironman suit. The mem is typically used to describe actions or feats that are considered to be extremely difficult to do.

Made IRON MAN, In a Cave
Pulled 4 All nighters, In a Cave

by ed60606 August 30, 2012

Bats in the cave

A condition that occurs when a women has not had sex in a long time. Therefore she has Bats in her cave.

Guy 1: "That girl has a really nice ass. I mean, Dam!"
Guy 2: "tru d that, but that girl has 'Bats in the cave'. She will be a quickie."

by isthereanything2 May 24, 2009