care bear breath

When your mouth smells like feces, and you use a piece of peppermint to try and freshen it. This combination births the outcome of someone caring to respect another person, but fails horribly because now the breath attacks like a bear. R.I.P

Bro, you chillin with that care bear breath again.

by Kskeet November 5, 2014

Care Bear Stare

This activity can be used by males and females alike. Originating from the originally Cate Bear cartoon we watched as children where the bear immobilizes or defeats negativity with rainbows that shoot from their tummies.

To use this in human form. It is characterized by planting both feet firm on the ground and staring down your victim or prey until they are too creeped out or call the police for help. the purpose is to assert dominance but often achieves the look of crazy, possibility being arrested or causing laughter.

Tony Care Bear Stared a cute girl at the grocery store and got slapped.

by alotachewy July 9, 2017

Care Bear Stare

The act of slicing open your stomach, similar to seppuku, and letting your organs fall out to intimidate others. Old term that originated from the Care Bears show, that was given an adult spin.

The suspect escaped after giving the officers the Care Bear Stare.

by MMathGeek November 1, 2022

DONT CARE, NOT A CARE BEAR

When you just don't give a fuck, say this immediately. SAY IT RIGHT NOW DUMBASS DONT CARE, NOT A CARE BEAR YES YES YES YES

Me - "Im gonna go suck some dick RIGHT NOW DONT CARE, NOT A CARE BEAR"
Other person - "What the fuck... is this kid gay or some shit?"

by notacarebear69 September 18, 2019

Fair Care Bear

A cuddly bear that enjoys nothing more than the fair.

Me: My Nala bear sure does love the fair.

Friend: Sounds like she's a Fair Care Bear to me.

by Whelan1221 January 4, 2019

The Elite Squad of Care Bear Ninjas

The Elite Squad of Care Bear Ninjas are Care Bears turned ninjas that periodically invade their victims facebook pictures.

Oh snap, the Elite Squad of Care Bear Ninjas has struck again!

by Calcium Dust March 5, 2008

Cum Guzzling Care Bear

A girl who will blow anyone with a dick. Usually likes hanging around with the truck community. Likes to deep throat anything from big to small. Only swallows big loads.

Alex Richards is a Cum Guzzling Care Bear. She sucks so much dick even a pornstar can't compete.

by Asdhjl July 15, 2019